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衣柜里的男人
Maybe... Maybe Not

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♪ Ja und Nein - Max Raabe

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♪ Yes and no, it can mean the same

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♪ so that maybe a woman can achieve exactly what she wants to have

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♪ Yes and no, it can mean the same

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♪ because luck in this world behaves like the month April

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♪ Ask a woman with such general question whether she loves you

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♪ She may say no, but that can almost mean yes

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♪ Yes and no, it can mean the same

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♪ Depending on whether man can sense it or not

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What's wrong?
What is it?

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Won't you introduce me?
Don't you want to introduce me?

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Doro, let me explain
Doro, I can explain this.

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Really?
Can you?

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Doro, it's not what you think
It's not what it looks like, Doro.

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Axel, listen, I've had enough.
Listen Axel, I've had enough.

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Get out of my apartment tomorrow, got it?
Tomorrow you're out of my apartment, understood?

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Got it?
Understood?

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Very good
Good…

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You at least used a condom, right?
Did you at least use Condoms?

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Awesome
That's swell.

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Please put the key in the mailbox
Drop the Keys in the mail box, please.

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♪ Schöner Gigolo, armer Gigolo - Max Raabe

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-Hello? -Hello Birgitte, guess who I am
<i>- Hello?</i> - Hello Birgit, guess who's calling!

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-Hello -Axel What are you doing here?
- Hi. - Axel, what are you doing here?

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I just wanted to see how you were doing
Well, I just wanted to see how you are.

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Axel Uwe is at home and you know what will happen when he sees you!
Axel, Uwe is here and you know what happens if he sees you!

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-I just I mean we can -Take care Axel!
- But I just though… I mean, we could… - Take care, Axel!

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Can you at least tell me where I can stay?
Do you at least know a place I could stay at?

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- Who is it? -Hello, I'm Axel
<i>- Yes?</i> - Hello, this is Axel.

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Axel? Wait a minute! (Adapted from the comic book Der Bewegte Mann and Pretty Baby Ralf König and published by Rowohlt Books)
<i>Axel? One moment please!</i>
(After the Comics Der Bewegte Mann and Pretty Baby written by Ralf König published by Rowohlt Books)

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Hourly time chime nine o'clock
The exact time is 9:00 am.

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The following is the news brought by WDR2
Here is WDR2 with the news.

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Cologne earlier today
Cologne - Earlier this morning,…

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Two atomic bombs explode in the city center
…two atom bombs went off in the downtown area…,

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sorry
Excuse me…

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in the early morning
In the early morning hours…

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There are two automatic bombs
two auto bombs went off…

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Explosion in the city center
…in the city center.

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no one injured
No one was hurt.

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A letter from a terrorist organization called the National Carnival
In a letter, a terrorist group called the National Revele…

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National Revolutionary News Sorry
the National Revolele… Excuse me…

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national revolution
the National Revolu-

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-Walter Law -Good morning Norbert Did you jack off and get hit by me?
- Waltraut. - Good Day, Norbert. Did I catch you masturbating?

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-My record player is missing. -What's yours?
- My record player has disappeared. - Your what?

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The CD player disappeared, and the entire stereo disappeared.
The CD-player too, the entire stereo is gone.

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Wait, these things can't disappear out of thin air!
Slow down, something like that doesn't just vanish into thin air!

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Where's your punk?
Where's your Punker?

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I don't know but he was there last night
I don't know, but last night he was still there.

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Man it's unbelievable
Oh, man, I can't believe it.

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Maybe he just borrowed it
Maybe, he just borrowed it.

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Norbot When will you learn your lesson?
Norbert, when will you finally learn this?

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When you fall in love with that Dane
When you had a crush on that Danish guy…

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You flew straight to him and painted his apartment.
you flew right to him, and painted his whole apartment.

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He'll dump you as soon as you're done.
And when you were done, he kicked you out.

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Everyone has sad moments
Well, shit happens.

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If it weren't for Frentzen, you'd be living on the streets.
And if it wasn't for Fränzchen you would have gone on the street…

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Went to distribute leaflets to Jehovah's Witnesses
to hand out flyers for that Jehova's witness…

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your boyfriend
boyfriend of yours.

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TV also disappeared
The TV's gone, too.

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You want to start fitness training, right?
So you guys want to start with the fitness training here, correct?

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Have you guys worked out in a gym before?
Have you ever worked out in a gym before?

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No, but I'm a vegetarian
No, but I'm a vegetarian.

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Nothing?
Nothing whatsoever?

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The only muscles we exercise are the sphincter
The only muscle we work out is our anus.

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I haven’t exercised at all!
So no sport!

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Okay, let's do a simple exercise first
Ok, so lets begin with a little conditioning.

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follow me
Follow me.

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Do you still think this is a good idea?
You still think this was a good idea?

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Of course, individuals use certain muscles
Of course, everyone can use some muscles.

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Not to mention that you can also see sexy scenes!
Not to mention the erotic component!

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Frentzen is worried that you are going to become straight.
Fränzchen already feared you would turn straight now.

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-Absolutely impossible. -Don't scream like that!
- Ha! No way. - Spill the beans already!

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Well, I went to a place recently and there was a flyer on the notice board that said
Ok, I went to this place recently, and there was a flyer on the pin board reading:

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Looking for gay men's group
'Men's Group looking for Homosexual…

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Attend group meetings
to participate in group meetings…

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Discussing homosexuality
and to talk about homosexuality'.

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And then I thought, Walter Law, that would be interesting.
And I thought, Waltraut, thats gonna be fun.

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Men's team? Wasn't that from the seventies?
Men's group? Wasn't that back in the 70's?

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True, but it's become popular again
Exactly. But they are in style again.

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Anyway, there were five guys there, and one of them was pretty good-looking.
Anyway, there are five guys, one of them isn't that bad-looking,

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They just discuss the issues that men need to face
and they just talk about the problems that come from their role as a man.

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It's obvious that most of the problems have to do with women
Most of the time these problems are about women, clearly.

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And they have real problems with certain things
And they have real issues with some things.

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For example, there is someone
For example, one of them…

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Caught masturbating in the bathroom
was caught masturbatin' in his bathroom,

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He felt extremely guilty afterwards
and now he feels super guilty!

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These things are interesting
It's all terribly interesting.

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I thought I was asking you to talk to them about your own affairs?
I thought, you were supposed to tell them something about yourself?

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Of course
I do.

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I've participated twice. They were just daily things.
I already finished two lessons, you know the usual.

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But their biggest problem is anal sex. The topic alone makes them nervous.
But their biggest problem is with anal sex. The topic alone makes them nervous.

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They tighten their anus when they hear the anus
Their anus tightens when they hear anal.

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It's like they haven't had anal sex with their wives
As if they didn't do it with their wives…

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Norbert, don't imagine that.
Norbert, stop imagining things.

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Of course they want anal sex too
Of course, they want to do it too,

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But that's the thing. The sexiest
but that is the problem - it is sexist.

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-Really? -What's wrong?
- Ah. - What's wrong?

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-I feel dizzy. -You look pale.
- I'm dizzy, - You do look pale…

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I think I'm going to faint
I think I'll pass out.

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Hey Coach! My brother is going to faint.
Hey, Coach! My buddy is fainting.

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-What happened? -He's dying
- What's going on? - He collapsed.

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He lifts too much
He lifted too much.

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He's just riding a bicycle
He was riding a bike.

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Franz, come and check him out.
Hey Franz, come here check him out.

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He passed out while riding his bicycle
He collapsed from biking.

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-Who? -this boy
- Who? - The boy there.

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You can tell by his listless look
You can see it by the way he's slouching.

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You have to do something or you'll be fired at 40
You have to do something or you'll kick the bucket when you're 40.

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Relax in a quiet place
In a quiet place, real relaxed,

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Maybe in the bathtub and put some KY lube on your fingers
maybe in the bathtub, some K-Y jelly on the finger.

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Try it sometime
Just try it some time.

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I don't have a bathtub, only a shower room
Well, I don't have a bathtub. Just a shower.

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Then on the carpet or bed
So do it on the carpet or in bed.

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Don't tell me you don't have this either
Don't tell me you don't have that.

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Sorry, I really don't want to stick my fingers behind my back
I'm sorry, but I really don't feel like sticking a finger in my behind.

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My girlfriend has caught me masturbating
My girlfriend already caught me masturbating…

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What would you think if you saw me fingering myself again?
and next time she finds me fingering my ass, or what?

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Lutz, calm down. There is no need to be so excited.
Stay calm Lutz, no need to get aggressive, please.

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Okay, boys, I think this will be fun.
Ok, boys. I though it would be of interest.

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So tell me the difference between vaginal orgasm and clitoral orgasm
So tell what was the difference between vaginal and clitoral orgasm.

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it's a mystery to me
It's a mystery to me.

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Are you kidding?
You're kidding, right?

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It must be Axel
Oh, that must be Axel.

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Is he the guy whose girlfriend dumped him?
Is that the one who was kicked out by his girlfriend?

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It's him
Exactly…

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please don't say anything
so please don't say anything.

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Do we want to talk to him?
So are we gonna talk to him?

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I don't know. We don't know him.
I don't know, we don't know him at all.

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So what? You need to talk about things like this
So what? You have to talk about something like that.

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Otherwise, what’s the point of a men’s team?
What is a men's group for, then?

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I think it's okay to just leave him alone.
I think we should let him be.

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I agree with Klaus Dieter
I agree with Klaus-Dieter,

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If he wanted to discuss it, he would.
if he wants to talk about he'll say so.

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Sit on the leather sofa
Have a seat on the calfskin!

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Well, everyone, this is Axel.
So, this is Axel, meet everyone,

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Rudiger Lutz
Ruediger, Lutz

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Klaus-Dieter Dirk And
Klaus-Dieter, Dirk and this

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Walter from Glenfield Gay Group
is Walter, from the Gay Group Gerenfeld.

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-Hi -Hello
- Hi. - Hello.

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Axel and I haven't seen each other in a while. He'll sleep here tonight.
Axel and I haven't seen each other in ages. He'll sleep here tonight.

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Sorry I can't keep you long because my parents are coming tomorrow
Sorry you can't stay longer, my parents are visiting tomorrow.

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It's okay
That's ok…

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Can I leave my luggage here until I find a place to stay?
maybe I can leave a suitcase until I find a place.

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Of course
Sure…

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Does anyone know where I can live in an apartment?
No one knows of any apartments for me either, huh?

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hard to find
It's tough…

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Where were we?
Where did we leave off?

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Yeah, we were just talking about putting fingers in ass
Yes, we were just talking about fingers in the butt.

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No, Klaus Dieter. Sorry.
No, sorry, Klaus Dieter,

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But I think we decided not to discuss it
but I think we just decided we would not talk about

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It's about fingering
fingering the butt anymore.

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Yeah, Walter wanted to know.
Correct. Walter wanted to know

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The clitoral orgasm and vaginal orgasm thing, right?
about clitoral and vaginal orgasms, right?

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What? Sorry, I didn't pay attention
What? I'm sorry, I wasn't paying attention.

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Gant, can I make a sandwich? I'm really hungry.
Um, Guenter, can I make a sandwich, I am pretty hungry.

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Of course. Everything is available in the kitchen. It’s up to you.
Sure, everything is in the kitchen, help yourself!

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But Walter, you have to tell us.
But Walter, you need to really tell us whether

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are you really interested in women
or not you're interested in female sexuality!

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Of course I can't wait
Of course, I can't wait!

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What exactly do you want to know?
What do you want to know exactly?

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Is it something related to the vagina and clitoris?
So how was that with vaginal clitoris?

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for women
So for a woman there are two

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There are two ways to reach orgasm
ways of getting to an orgasm.

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The first, most common, is related to the clitoris
First, with the clitoris, most common,

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The so-called caressing is stimulated by the man's penis
the so-called tickler is stimulated by the man's penis, and…

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No, sorry again, Klaus-Dieter, it's not all about the penis, okay?
No, sorry again, Klaus-Dieter but not necessarily only by the penis, no?

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Sorry, I have to go to the bathroom
Excuse me, but I really need to go to the bathroom.

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Of course, it's not just the penis that can
Of course, not only by the penis.

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It seems like the only thing women want is a penis
As if the only thing women want is the penis.

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Do you have to be this depressed because you were dumped by a woman?
Do you have to be so depressed, just because a woman left you?

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From your gay standpoint, I don't think you can judge.
I don't think you can judge that, given you're gay.

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You think so
So you think.

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How long have you been together?
How long were you together?

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three years
3 years.

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You straight guys always want to be in love for a long time
You straight folk always want relationships that last forever.

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Then she was in the kitchen. Are you on the couch?
And she gets the kitchen, and you the couch?

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Nonsense, we have our own affairs
Nonsense, we have our own stuff.

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If you want, you can stay with me for a few days
Well, if you want you can stay with me for a few days.

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No thank you
No, but thanks.

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So do you have a problem with homosexuality?
So, you have a problem with us gays?

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No
No I don't.

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Everyone has their own happy way of living
Everyone should be happy in their own way.

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OK then
There you go…

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Here are my and Norbert's phone numbers
I'll write down my number and Norbert's.

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I'm often at his place
I'm there a lot.

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just in case
Just in case.

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I resigned
I quit.

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OK
Good.

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I think it's best not to see each other at work
I thought it would be better not to run into each other at work.

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yes you did the right thing
Yes, you're right.

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-Where's the key? -What key?
- Where's the key? - What key?

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You should return it to my apartment
For the apartment. You wanted to drop it at my place.

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That key
That key.

197
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I forgot
I forgot.

198
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Are you hungry?
Hungry?

199
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you look so miserable
You look miserable.

200
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,210
How do I wear this?
So, how do I look?

201
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Don’t wear prosthetic breasts? Like a man with makeup, Frentzen
Without pumps? Like a dressed-up man, Fränzchen.

202
00:14:31,650 --> 00:14:33,160
Walter, you are too venomous.
Waltraut, you're mean.

203
00:14:33,180 --> 00:14:35,710
Don't be too sensitive
Don't be so sensitive.

204
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,510
Which shoes should I wear?
What shoes should I wear?

205
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Those ugly wooden shoes are the only ones suitable
The ugly wooden ones are the only ones that match…

206
00:14:41,820 --> 00:14:45,040
It's too much trouble for such a stupid party
This is way too much trouble for such a stupid party.

207
00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:48,780
And the Bel Air club is boring too
And the club "Bel Air" is boring anyway.

208
00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,620
If we don't leave, we'll miss the show
If we don't leave soon, we'll miss the show.

209
00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:52,660
What show?
What show?

210
00:14:52,690 --> 00:14:55,490
Tina Trummer threatens to sing
Tina Truemmer threatened to sing.

211
00:14:57,570 --> 00:14:58,990
Walter Lowe, can you pick up the phone?
Can you get that, Waltraut?

212
00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:02,620
It must be Carsten. Asking if we can take him with us.
I bet it's Carsten if we can pick him up.

213
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Walter Law
Waltraut!

214
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Hello, I'm Axel. Is Walter here?
<i>Hey, it's Axel, is Walter there?</i>

215
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,190
Wait a minute. Let me see if he is there.
One moment, I check if he's here.

216
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walter
Walter!

217
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Hello, I'm Walter
Hello, this is Walter.

218
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Hello Walter, this is Axel.
Hello Walter, Axel here.

219
00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:35,470
Hello Axel
Hello Axel.

220
00:15:35,490 --> 00:15:37,720
I want to ask if your proposal still counts.
Hey, I wanted to see if your offer was still up,

221
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:38,990
Just stay at your house
to crash at your place.

222
00:15:39,010 --> 00:15:40,760
yes of course
<i>Yeah, sure.</i>

223
00:15:40,780 --> 00:15:42,570
When do you want it?
When were you thinking to…?

224
00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:46,300
maybe if you don't mind
If you don't mind maybe even…

225
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:50,940
-Today? -Sure, no problem. I'll be happy to help.
- …today? - Sure, no problem, I'd be happy to help.

226
00:15:50,940 --> 00:15:55,810
I'm on my way to the party
I'm on the way to a party…

227
00:15:55,840 --> 00:15:57,650
It may take a long time
<i>…it could be a long one though.</i>

228
00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,290
How about you come over now?
Why don't you just come along?

229
00:15:59,310 --> 00:16:00,860
Okay why not
Yeah, why not?

230
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:02,500
Where?
Where is it?

231
00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,380
-Did you know there's a parking lot near <i>The Underground</i>? -Of course
- Do you know the parking lot at the <i>Underground</i>? - Yes.

232
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Let's meet there then
Let's meet there, then.

233
00:16:07,290 --> 00:16:08,820
See you in half an hour
See you in half an hour then.

234
00:16:08,850 --> 00:16:12,480
Okay, awesome. See you later.
Ok, great, see you.

235
00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:25,650
-What's going on? -A straight man is coming over
- What's going on? - The straight guy is coming.

236
00:16:25,670 --> 00:16:27,690
Straight man? What straight man?
Straight? What straight guy?

237
00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:31,360
The handsome guy I met at that crazy men's club
The super hot creampie from my psycho men's club.

238
00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:35,360
Where is my nail polish remover? Damn it, I gotta hurry up.
Where's my nail polish remover? Shit, shit… I have to hurry.

239
00:16:35,390 --> 00:16:39,540
-Are you going to take off all your makeup? -Of course
- So you're taking everything off again? - Of course…

240
00:16:39,560 --> 00:16:42,850
If he sees me like this, he won't consider my proposal.
…if he sees me like this he won't even consider me.

241
00:16:42,870 --> 00:16:46,710
You are in love, she is in love
You are in love… She is in love.

242
00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:50,350
Also, tonight I am Walter, not Walter Law, remember.
By the way, tonight I am Walter, not Waltraut, please remember that.

243
00:16:50,370 --> 00:16:54,370
-Walter? Why Walter? -Because that's my name at some point
- Walter? But why Walter? - Because that's my name, period.

244
00:16:55,260 --> 00:16:58,040
Her name is Walter and she's in love
Her name is Walter and she is in love.

245
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:17,870
-How do I look? -Like a transsexual in drag
- How do I look? - Like a tranny in disguise.

246
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:19,440
nasty gay
Stupid fags.

247
00:17:23,030 --> 00:17:27,030
Walter Hello Girls Hello!
Hey Walter. Hey Girls!

248
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:28,620
hello
Hello.

249
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This is Norbert Frentzen girls this is Axel
This is Norbert, Fränzchen. Girls, this is Axel.

250
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Good evening Axel
Good Evening, Axel.

251
00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,140
let's go
Let's roll.

252
00:17:54,760 --> 00:17:57,460
Look, the VIP is arriving
Look, the VIPs are here.

253
00:18:10,780 --> 00:18:14,710
-Walter Law -Now her name is Walter
- Waltraut! - Her name is Walter now.

254
00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:19,990
I thought you wouldn't come. Oh, look who you brought.
I thought you wouldn't be showin anymore. Ooh, what did you bring there.

255
00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:22,800
This is Axel, this is Earls, the hostess.
That's Axel, this is Else, the hostess.

256
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:24,220
hello
Hello.

257
00:18:24,610 --> 00:18:26,570
I hope you don't mind if I bring him here
I hope you don't mind me bringing him.

258
00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:30,590
Trust me, if you bring more like him, we'll kick these drag queens out.
Trust me if you bring a few more like him, we'll kick out these fruitcakes

259
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,410
Close the door and have sex
and have a private orgy.

260
00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:36,600
Norbert Who is that guy Walter Law brought?
Hey Norbert, who's that guy back there with Waltraut?

261
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,800
A man like that makes me wet
Guys like that make me sweat.

262
00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:42,630
Blonde, blue eyes, I'm already wet
Ooh, blond and blue-eyed, I'm getting wet.

263
00:18:42,650 --> 00:18:45,860
All I know is that his name is Axel and he's straight.
All I know is his name is Axel, and he's heterosexually oriented.

264
00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:48,210
Really? What a shame
Really? How tragic.

265
00:18:49,270 --> 00:18:52,840
-So did you have fun? -It's okay
- So, are you having fun? - So so…

266
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:54,910
It seems weird to you, right?
Must be weird for you.

267
00:18:55,380 --> 00:18:57,760
they all stare at me
They're all staring at me.

268
00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:59,240
The novelty will pass
This settles with time.

269
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:02,430
I'll get the salad. Do you want some?
I am getting salad, wanna come?

270
00:19:02,450 --> 00:19:05,110
-No thank you. -Okay.
- No, thanks. - Ok.

271
00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:11,560
Attention girls! Please pay attention here quickly
One second, girls! If you could pay attention real quick.

272
00:19:11,580 --> 00:19:13,720
I have two good news for you
I have two good news for you.

273
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:21,010
First things first, Tina Trummer is sick and can't perform.
First, Tina Truemmer is sick and cannot perform.

274
00:19:21,030 --> 00:19:27,110
So I am honored to introduce to you my old friend
Instead I am honored to present an old friend of mine:

275
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Monty Arnold
Monty Arnold.

276
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Thank you very much. Applause should also go to my colleague Dr. Berti.
Thank you so much. This applaus also goes to my colleague Dr. Berti.

277
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,600
After the TV ballet show was canceled, he showed up like a gift.
I got him as a gift, when they stopped the TV-ballet.

278
00:19:51,940 --> 00:19:54,980
Dr. Berti, it's your turn to give the order.
Doctor Berti that was your cue.

279
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♪ Build a villa once

280
00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:12,620
What was your first gay party like?
So how do you like your first gay party?

281
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:16,050
Very special, there are no women
Unusual, no women here.

282
00:20:16,810 --> 00:20:18,610
Indeed
Truth!

283
00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:21,190
-Do you know what I would do right now? -What?
- You know what I'll do now? - What?

284
00:20:21,370 --> 00:20:25,080
I'll be with Doro and forget all this and get drunk
I'll forget this whole shit with Doro, and get wasted.

285
00:20:25,370 --> 00:20:27,400
That's why I like you more
That's how I like you better.

286
00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:30,120
♪ My gorilla

287
00:20:30,670 --> 00:20:33,540
♪ has a villa in the zoo.

288
00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:37,000
♪ My gorilla

289
00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:39,630
♪ is satisfied and happy.

290
00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:44,010
What's the brown thing?
What's that brown stuff over there?

291
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:48,230
That's the original French chocolate mousse, the best
That's original french mousse au choclat, the finest.

292
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:52,250
Not bad. Can you bring me a big plate?
Oh cool, pass me the large plate, will you?

293
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:04,780
-By the way, Axel is staying at my house tonight. -Really?
- By the way, Axel will stay at my place tonight. - Really?

294
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,480
yes on my bed
Yes, in my bed.

295
00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:09,100
He's homeless and wants to get drunk
He has no apartment and he wants to get drunk, too.

296
00:21:09,120 --> 00:21:11,630
In other words, he fell asleep next to you and snored again and again.
Well, so what he'll be lying next to you passed out and snoring.

297
00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:13,690
And you will be too nervous to sleep
…and you will be to nervous to close your eyes.

298
00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:18,390
-Maybe. -But I admit I'm jealous of you.
- Probably. - Still, I admit I am jealous.

299
00:21:19,150 --> 00:21:21,390
Isn't he cute?
Isn't he cute?

300
00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:25,420
♪ has a villa in the zoo

301
00:21:25,770 --> 00:21:29,530
I wouldn't be surprised if he was bisexual
Wouldn't surprise me if he's bi.

302
00:21:31,070 --> 00:21:32,090
What the fuck is this?
What the heck is that,

303
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,370
So disgusting
…tastes disgusting.

304
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,310
It's liver pate
Liver paste.

305
00:21:38,920 --> 00:21:42,040
♪ My gorilla

306
00:21:42,710 --> 00:21:45,880
♪ has a villa

307
00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:49,960
♪ in the zoo

308
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,960
Take it off Take it off
Remove! Remove!

309
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,480
Thank you all!
Thanks a lot!

310
00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:11,760
-What's wrong? -I can't do it
- What happened? - I can't.

311
00:22:11,800 --> 00:22:15,510
-You can't do it? Why? -I'm sorry, I just can't
- You can't? Why not? - Sorry, I can't.

312
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:26,290
Are you in trouble? Can we talk first?
Do you have a problem, we can talk about it first?

313
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,190
No, I don't have a problem. I'm going home.
No, I don't have problem, I'm going home.

314
00:22:29,210 --> 00:22:31,320
Well I like that
Oh great, I like that.

315
00:22:32,160 --> 00:22:35,310
You kept me horny all night and now you're leaving
You turn me on all night and then run away.

316
00:22:36,810 --> 00:22:38,720
You women think you are the only one in trouble
You women think you are the only ones who have problems.

317
00:22:38,740 --> 00:22:41,630
I'm in trouble too but I still want to have sex
I have problems too, but still want to have sex.

318
00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:45,800
My Friday is over. Do you think I can bring a female companion back at this time?
My Friday is over, or do you think I can pick up another one this late?

319
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,710
Bastard!
Asshole!

320
00:22:54,670 --> 00:22:59,510
Okay, girls, you've had your fill of fun.
So, girls, it's over, you had enough fun…

321
00:22:59,530 --> 00:23:01,540
Go home!
Go home!

322
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:07,210
Speaking of which, do you have chest hair?
Say, you have hair on your chest?

323
00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:09,620
Hair? I have soft fur
Hair? I have fur.

324
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:12,230
-Really? Show me - take your hands away
- Really? Show me. - Hands off.

325
00:23:12,250 --> 00:23:15,420
You have to help your straight friend take off his pants when you go back.
You'll have to help your straight friend out of his pants later.

326
00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:19,330
I also have chest hair, but I won’t show it to you either.
I have hair too, but I won't show you either.

327
00:23:19,730 --> 00:23:21,130
That's almost it!
That's enough!

328
00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:25,680
Axel, let's go home.
Axel, come, we'll go home now.

329
00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:28,150
I won't go with you. You just want to get me into your bed.
I won't come with you, you only want to get me into your bed.

330
00:23:28,170 --> 00:23:30,940
Yes, Walter Law just wants to sleep with you.
Yeah, Waltraut just wants to sleep with you.

331
00:23:30,970 --> 00:23:33,590
-Nonsense! -Hands off!
- Bullshit! - Hands Off!

332
00:23:33,610 --> 00:23:36,730
Just treat it like a sleepover. You can sleep on the couch.
You just sleep over, you can sleep on my couch.

333
00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:38,550
Don't believe a word of it!
Don't believe a word!

334
00:23:39,310 --> 00:23:43,060
-Should we go? -Okay, I'm going to sleep at Norbert's.
- So are we leaving or what? - Yes, I'll sleep at Norbert's.

335
00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:45,420
-What? -What?
- What? - What?

336
00:23:45,450 --> 00:23:47,330
Why me? Listen Axel
Why me? Listen Axel…

337
00:23:47,350 --> 00:23:50,190
You don't have to worry about anything. Walter Law won't do anything to you.
You do not have anything to be afraid of. Waltraut wants nothing from you.

338
00:23:50,210 --> 00:23:53,780
I'm going to sleep at your house because you're a handsome guy.
I'll sleep at your place, because you are a really cool dude.

339
00:23:55,760 --> 00:23:59,690
Well, he'll fall asleep next to you, snoring again and again.
Well, so what he'll be lying next to you passed out and snoring.

340
00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,600
Then you’ll be so nervous that you can’t sleep
…and you will be too nervous to close your eyes.

341
00:24:03,230 --> 00:24:05,340
Good night ladies
Good evening, Ladies.

342
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,760
Axel go straight
Straight ahead, Axel.

343
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:30,330
This is the sofa. Take off your coat.
There's the couch. Take off your jacket.

344
00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,890
let me take off these stupid shoes
Let me take off my stupid pumps.

345
00:24:49,470 --> 00:24:54,530
-You know why you gays are better than us? -i don't know
- Do you know why you gays have it better than us? - Hm, no idea.

346
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:57,950
You won't get into trouble with women
You don't trouble yourselves with women.

347
00:24:57,970 --> 00:25:00,820
But we have trouble with men
Instead we trouble ourselves with men.

348
00:25:01,270 --> 00:25:02,530
No fun either
No fun either.

349
00:25:02,550 --> 00:25:04,030
Women are in more trouble!
Women are worse!

350
00:25:05,260 --> 00:25:08,790
In my opinion straight men should become gay and women should take over world politics
In my opinion, straight men should all become gay and women should take over world politics.

351
00:25:08,810 --> 00:25:11,380
This is the only way to save the planet
That's the only way we can save our planet.

352
00:25:11,830 --> 00:25:13,390
Have you ever been a soldier?
Were you in the army?

353
00:25:13,420 --> 00:25:15,570
-Of course not! -I did
- God no! - I was.

354
00:25:15,630 --> 00:25:21,470
We couldn't see a woman for weeks. Can you imagine the torture?
We didn't see women for weeks. Can you imagine what torture that was?

355
00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:24,170
Weeks without women!
No women… for weeks!

356
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,590
Can't
No.

357
00:25:28,180 --> 00:25:32,500
There's a guy in our camp named Alphonse
We had a guy in our company, his name was Alfons…

358
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:38,670
He is a real artist and his tattoo skills are superb. Do you want to see it?
He was a real artist. He could tattoo really well, wanna see?

359
00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:52,790
Not bad, right?
Not bad, ey?

360
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:08,130
-Norbert Hello -Frentzen Hello What do you want to do?
- Hello Norbert. - Hello Fränzchen, what the hell do you want.

361
00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:11,960
Sorry, I lost my keys and Kurt isn't home tonight.
I'm sorry, I lost the keys to my house and Kurt is not at home,

362
00:26:11,980 --> 00:26:15,410
If you try to convince me to stay the night, it won't do anything to me.
If you are trying to say you would like to stay over, then that won't work for me at all.

363
00:26:15,430 --> 00:26:17,290
-Why? -Axel is here
- Why? - Axel is here.

364
00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:18,820
As expected!
Typical!

365
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:22,240
As long as a handsome straight man shows up, you will leave your best friend behind.
As soon as a hot straight guy enters the picture you leave your best friends hanging.

366
00:26:22,270 --> 00:26:26,270
-Okay then. I'm going to spend the night on the park bench. -Okay, come on in!
- Oh well, I am off to sleep on a park bench. - Ok, ok, ok… come in!

367
00:26:28,020 --> 00:26:29,790
But you have to sleep on the sofa in the living room
But you'll sleep on the couch in the living room.

368
00:26:29,810 --> 00:26:33,050
Of course I'm not here for your straight man.
Sure, I'm not after your straight guy.

369
00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:38,720
Axel Frentzen is staying here tonight too
Axel, Fränzchen is also staying over tonight.

370
00:26:38,750 --> 00:26:42,750
I suggest that you sleep with me in the bedroom and let Frentzen sleep on the sofa. Is that okay?
I suggest you sleep in the bedroom with me and Fränzchen sleeps here on the couch, ok?

371
00:26:43,250 --> 00:26:46,600
If you had a blanket, I would sleep on the sofa
If you have a blanket, then I'll stay here on the couch…

372
00:26:46,620 --> 00:26:48,510
Then he can sleep in bed with you
and that guy there can sleep in your bed.

373
00:26:48,530 --> 00:26:51,830
I have a blanket, but it's too thin. You might catch a cold.
I have a blanket, but it's terribly thin, you might get cold.

374
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:56,100
I have the duvet I just bought on my bed. It's very comfortable and warm.
In my bed I have fresh feather comforters, really cozy and warm.

375
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:03,100
I'm sorry if you have a bad night because of me.
If I ruined something for you here, I am very sorry.

376
00:27:03,130 --> 00:27:04,530
Don't think about it
Forget it…

377
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,650
He said the best way for him to meet a woman is to have sex with her
Well, he said the best way for him to get to know a woman was in bed.

378
00:27:08,670 --> 00:27:10,320
I understand, he is that kind of man
I see. that kinda guy.

379
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:14,840
But I can't care less, you know? I've only slept with Axel in the past three years.
But I was desperate, you see? The last three years I only ever slept with Axel.

380
00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:17,630
So I went to his place and why not?
So I went to his place. Why not?

381
00:27:17,650 --> 00:27:20,780
-After all, as the saying goes, idiots are better at fucking, right? -Hmm
- After all, they say: "dumb fucks well", right? - Well…

382
00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:23,300
Once we started I couldn't follow through
And once we started, I just couldn't follow through.

383
00:27:23,330 --> 00:27:26,430
It doesn't work. I still think of Axel.
It didn't work, I had to think of Axel.

384
00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:29,150
I'd rather have sex with him
I would have preferred sex with him.

385
00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:32,970
-I still think about that bastard. -Damn it.
- I am still attached to that ass. - Oh crap.

386
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:35,880
So I went home, but of course he wasn't there
So I went home, but of course he was not there.

387
00:27:35,900 --> 00:27:37,890
Did he take everything away?
Did he take away all of his things already?

388
00:27:37,910 --> 00:27:39,370
No. I only brought the most important things.
No, only the most important stuff.

389
00:27:39,390 --> 00:27:42,220
I lay in bed hoping he would show up
I lay in bed hoping he'd still show up.

390
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:44,250
Don't worry, he'll be back
Don't worry, he'll come back.

391
00:27:44,270 --> 00:27:48,270
God, all my determination to get rid of him went out the window.
God dammit, all my resolutions to dump him are out the window again.

392
00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:52,090
But you don't know the worst part yet
But you don't know the worst part yet.

393
00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:55,300
My period is already a week late
My period is a week overdue.

394
00:27:55,330 --> 00:27:57,130
No
Crap.

395
00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:04,820
I hope you don't fall in love with this man
I hope you're not about to fall in love with this guy.

396
00:28:06,690 --> 00:28:08,620
Why do you say that?
Ha, what makes you say that?

397
00:28:08,650 --> 00:28:11,040
You usually don't take off your bathrobe until noon
You usually don't make it out of your bathrobe before noon,

398
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:14,040
And today, you dress up beautifully and sit at the dinner table
and today you are all gussied up at the breakfast table.

399
00:28:14,190 --> 00:28:16,590
Brand new pants, nice shirt
Brand new pants, fancy shirt…

400
00:28:16,610 --> 00:28:18,600
Ceramics you cherish?
…your good china?

401
00:28:18,620 --> 00:28:20,020
Nonsense
Nonsense.

402
00:28:25,860 --> 00:28:27,120
Good morning!
Morning!

403
00:28:28,090 --> 00:28:30,570
Do you have aspirin at home?
Do you have an aspirin in the house?

404
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,570
Wait a minute, I'll go take a look
Just a moment, I'll check.

405
00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:37,860
Some, no doubt
Yep… Well, no wonder.

406
00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:42,010
The punch was mixed with four bottles of vodka and you solved half of it by yourself.
The punch bowl had 4 bottles of vodka and you emptied half of it.

407
00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:43,340
Who are you from?
Who are you guys anyway?

408
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,860
My name is Frentzen and I'm the cheese girl in clogs last night
I am Fränzchen, I was the cheese-girl with the wooden shoes last night.

409
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,970
- And he's a pink rose - So why am I here?
- …and she was the pink rose. - And what am I doing here?

410
00:28:49,990 --> 00:28:51,920
You were supposed to go home with Walter
Well, you were supposed to stay with Walter,

411
00:28:51,940 --> 00:28:55,640
But by chance you came here
but certain circumstances brought you here eventually.

412
00:28:55,980 --> 00:28:57,920
What's going on?
What circumstances?

413
00:28:58,820 --> 00:29:00,220
That’s it
Um… ya…

414
00:29:01,800 --> 00:29:04,160
Frentzen, aren't you going to be late for the meeting?
Fränzchen, aren't you running late for that meeting?

415
00:29:04,190 --> 00:29:05,530
Mine will?
My meet...?

416
00:29:05,550 --> 00:29:09,550
- Yes, my meeting. - I'll walk you to the door.
- Yes, my meeting. - I'll help you to the door.

417
00:29:17,830 --> 00:29:22,330
Norbot, I know these people when they have trouble with their wives.
I know these types, Norbert. When they have problems with their wives

418
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:27,000
They just want to find comfort in us because we are kind people and have good hearts.
they look for comfort in our arms because we are so nice and understanding,

419
00:29:27,020 --> 00:29:30,720
- But as long as they find another woman - Yeah, yeah
- but as soon as they land another woman… - Yeah, yeah…

420
00:29:30,740 --> 00:29:32,330
be careful
Take care.

421
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:37,030
-Can I take a shower? -What?
- Can I take a shower here? - What?

422
00:29:37,050 --> 00:29:40,510
Of course the bathroom is right over there
Sure! Of course you can. The bathroom is right back there.

423
00:29:42,380 --> 00:29:45,490
Tell me, what happened to Walter?
Tell me, what exactly happened with Walter?

424
00:29:45,570 --> 00:29:47,470
It's just really embarrassing
You know, that was a little embarrassing.

425
00:29:48,440 --> 00:29:51,980
You were afraid that Walter would do something to you, so you slept at my house.
You were scared that Walter wanted to make a move on you, so you slept here.

426
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:55,880
Now Walter is a little angry
And now Walter is a little… mad.

427
00:29:55,940 --> 00:29:59,940
Are you angry with me? Not surprising
With me? Typical.

428
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:12,850
Do you think he's sensitive to things like that?
What do you think, is he very sensitive with things like that?

429
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,590
How? What?
How? What?

430
00:30:14,610 --> 00:30:17,010
Is he sensitive to this kind of thing?
If he is sensitive like that?

431
00:30:18,130 --> 00:30:19,560
you can call him
You could call him that.

432
00:30:19,580 --> 00:30:22,710
-Your apartment is beautiful! -Do you think so?
- You have nice apartment! - You really think so?

433
00:30:23,900 --> 00:30:27,010
-I made these lights myself. -It's really nice!
- I made all the lamps myself. - Nice!

434
00:30:28,010 --> 00:30:29,830
How much is the rent?
How much are you paying?

435
00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:33,960
Nine hundred, all included
900, everything included.

436
00:30:33,990 --> 00:30:37,040
Doro and I have a nice place to live, too.
Doro and I also had a nice place.

437
00:30:37,060 --> 00:30:41,850
If you want, you can stay here for a few more days. There's plenty of room.
If you want, you can stay here for a few days. There's plenty of space.

438
00:30:41,870 --> 00:30:44,900
No, thank you. I will only make you angry.
No, thank you, I would only get on your nerves.

439
00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:47,470
Nonsense! You'll just get depressed if you're left alone
That's bull! If you stay alone, you'll only get depressed.

440
00:30:47,510 --> 00:30:49,880
If it doesn't work, you can find another place
If it doesn't work, you can just move again.

441
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,250
You and I can shop and cook together
You and I, together we could do some shopping, do some cooking…

442
00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:54,540
fuck each other
(thinking) <i>do each other…</i>

443
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:56,400
I will consider it
I'll think about it.

444
00:30:56,870 --> 00:30:59,000
I won't live long
(thinking) <i>I won't last long.</i>

445
00:31:23,830 --> 00:31:26,800
-a movie -ok a movie
- One movie please. - Of course, a movie.

446
00:31:26,820 --> 00:31:30,820
街区新女孩 还是 年轻女儿的火辣大腿？
<i>New Clits on the Block</i> or <i>Young Daughters' Hot Thighs</i>?

447
00:31:52,430 --> 00:31:54,050
Axel?
Axel?

448
00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:56,470
What are you doing here?
What are you doing here?

449
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:00,920
I'm preparing a presentation for our men's team
I am working on a presentation for our men's group.

450
00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:06,820
Mainly male role-playing behavior in professional pornography
Specifically the role-playing behavior of men in professional pornography.

451
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,430
To do that I have to bite the bullet and watch a movie like this once
To do this I have to bite the bullet and watch something like this once.

452
00:32:10,460 --> 00:32:12,210
What about you? Why are you here?
And you? What brings you here?

453
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:15,160
Me? Same
Me? The same.

454
00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,460
It's hard to believe unless you see it with your own eyes
It's hard to believe unless you see it with your own eyes.

455
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,040
Isn’t it terrible what they did to these women?
Isn't it appalling what they do to these women?

456
00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:25,700
I just don't understand how anyone could think this is porn
I simply do not understand how someone can consider this to be erotic.

457
00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:34,790
I've seen enough. I have to go.
I've seen enough, I am leaving.

458
00:32:39,860 --> 00:32:43,860
-What about you? Do you still want to stay here? -I just got here
- And you, you actually want to stay in here any longer? - But I only just got here.

459
00:32:44,020 --> 00:32:48,020
Me too but I'm starting to feel sick
Me too. But I am already getting nautious.

460
00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:50,320
You're right. I feel uncomfortable too.
You're right, I am also feeling sick.

461
00:32:50,340 --> 00:32:52,210
I better get out of here
I better get out of here.

462
00:32:59,130 --> 00:33:01,790
- It's scary. - Yeah.
- Outrageous. - Yes.

463
00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:05,510
Okay, take care
Well, take care.

464
00:33:05,530 --> 00:33:08,420
-Maybe I can see you again in the group? -Yes. Goodbye.
- Maybe I'll see you in the group? - Yeah, we'll see.

465
00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:11,440
The gay man called and said he would never come to the event again.
Ah, the gay guy called, said he won't be coming anymore.

466
00:33:11,460 --> 00:33:15,190
He didn't give any reason, but I'm glad. He's so annoying.
He didn't give any reasons, but I'm quite glad, he was pretty obnoxious.

467
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:18,840
- So, bye. - Take care.
- So, bye for now. - Take care.

468
00:33:21,620 --> 00:33:23,780
Come again, hot thighs, thank you
Again, those hot thighs please.

469
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:28,800
-So what do you see? -No
- Well, can you see anything? - No.

470
00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,800
is positive
Positive.

471
00:33:30,820 --> 00:33:34,430
It's positive. Don't you see the pink dot?
It's positive, don't you see the pink dot?

472
00:33:37,250 --> 00:33:40,760
-You're just imagining. -I read that right. I've taken the test 15 times.
- You're just imagining things. - I'm not seeing things, I took this test 15 times.

473
00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:45,240
- I know what I'm talking about - You'll only see the results in an hour
- I know what I am talking about. - You can only tell after one hour.

474
00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:48,030
Okay, it's been an hour
Well, it's been an hour.

475
00:33:49,820 --> 00:33:51,560
No, we still have to wait 4 minutes
No, we have 4 minutes left.

476
00:33:52,410 --> 00:33:53,930
Maybe that point will disappear
Maybe the dot will disappear.

477
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,100
Doro you are pregnant
You are pregnant, Doro.

478
00:33:58,880 --> 00:34:00,280
Long live
Hurray.

479
00:34:01,590 --> 00:34:05,260
- hello - you scare the hell out of me
- Hi. - You scared the hell out of me.

480
00:34:07,210 --> 00:34:09,980
-Is this? - Szevardaz
- What is this? - Szewardnaze.

481
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,820
Don't worry, it's usually quiet. I'm so excited because I took the subway.
No worries, he's usually calmer. He's excited because of the subway ride.

482
00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,240
So cute
How cute.

483
00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:20,430
I've freed up a cupboard and there's room for your things.
I emptied a cabinet, so you have some space for your stuff.

484
00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:25,150
What's in that box? Are you a photographer or something?
What do you have in that case? Are you a photographer or something?

485
00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:31,130
I once wanted to be a photographer, but now I just photograph chairs for furniture catalogs.
I wanted to become one at some point. But now I photograph chairs for a furniture catalog.

486
00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:33,770
-I have to say he's very beautiful. -Who?
- I'll have to admit he's quite beautiful. - Who?

487
00:34:33,790 --> 00:34:35,430
Bird
The bird.

488
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,910
I put it next to the window so it has a wide view
I'm putting him next to the window, so he has a view.

489
00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,340
Very good
Good.

490
00:34:44,540 --> 00:34:47,020
Doro gave it to me and I really like it
He was a gift from Doro, I've become really attached to him.

491
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:51,010
He's always in a good mood. I just haven't taught him how to talk yet. I'll teach him.
He is always in a good mood. I just haven't taught him how to talk yet, but I will.

492
00:34:51,030 --> 00:34:53,900
To tell you the truth, it's super smart.
He is extremely intelligent, you know?

493
00:34:54,680 --> 00:34:56,680
When he wants to get out of the cage he does terrible tricks
When he wants out of his cage he uses this awesome trick.

494
00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:59,240
it will play dead
He plays dead.

495
00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:12,100
It'll be a long time before we catch it again
It will take ages before we catch him again.

496
00:35:29,380 --> 00:35:31,180
Is he living with you now or what?
Does he live with you now, or what?

497
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:33,950
No, he's only staying for a few days because he doesn't have a place to stay.
No, he'll just stay a few days, because he has no place to stay.

498
00:35:33,970 --> 00:35:35,330
Poor little fool
Aww, poor little lamb.

499
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,670
Walter Law, let go of the grudge. He apologized.
Waltraut, lost that grudge, he apologized.

500
00:35:53,910 --> 00:35:55,520
Do you have a fire?
Do you have a light?

501
00:35:58,960 --> 00:36:01,300
Do you know how to go to the toilet?
Do you know which way to the toilet?

502
00:36:01,330 --> 00:36:02,730
Thank you!
Thank you!

503
00:36:31,350 --> 00:36:35,000
- We have to go now. - Why did we just get here?
- We've got to go, now. - But why, we only just got here.

504
00:36:35,030 --> 00:36:37,710
-I won't stay here another second. -But what happened?
- I will not stay another second in this joint. - But what happened?

505
00:36:37,730 --> 00:36:42,160
-I'll tell you on the way home. -Why do you have to go home? It's only 11 o'clock.
- I will tell you on the way home. - But why go home, it's only 11.

506
00:36:42,520 --> 00:36:46,080
- Let's take the train. You know what to do. - Why can't he just go back on his own?
- We're taking the train, you know the drill. - Why can't he go by himself?

507
00:36:46,380 --> 00:36:49,810
Oh my god, Axel needs something and we have to give it to him.
My god, when Axel wants something we all have to jump.

508
00:36:51,660 --> 00:36:53,840
Relax, that's why he wants to chat with you
Relax, so, he wanted to hit on you.

509
00:36:54,490 --> 00:36:57,900
Why can't he buy me a beer or something?
Why can't he just buy me a beer or something.

510
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:01,190
Why is he showing me his huge ass? in the toilet
Why does he have to show me his monster cock? …in the bathroom.

511
00:37:01,430 --> 00:37:03,900
Is he going to do this on the dance floor?
Should he have done it on the dance floor?

512
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,060
-No. -That's it.
- No. - There you go then.

513
00:37:07,830 --> 00:37:09,660
What happened?
What is going on here?

514
00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:15,220
Damn it, Szevardaz did it.
Damn, that was Szewardnaze.

515
00:37:17,030 --> 00:37:19,500
Oh no
Oh no.

516
00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:24,120
tell me this isn't true
Tell me this isn't real.

517
00:37:25,890 --> 00:37:28,200
all my plants
All my plants…,

518
00:37:30,460 --> 00:37:32,710
Look at my banyan tree!
Look at my ficus!

519
00:37:32,730 --> 00:37:36,730
Sorry, this doesn't happen often
I'm sorry, that really doesn't happen very often.

520
00:37:39,470 --> 00:37:43,280
Dying forests, poisonous rivers, nuclear power plants everywhere
Dying forests, poisoned rivers, nuclear power plants everywhere…

521
00:37:43,300 --> 00:37:46,880
And you want a child to be brought into this world
and you have to go and bring children into this world.

522
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:50,200
- That's great. - Stop pushing me, okay?
- Bravo. - Stop already, okay?

523
00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:55,020
The most important thing is that the child is still a bastard. I don’t understand you.
And on top of all this it is from that jerk. I don't understand you.

524
00:37:55,660 --> 00:37:57,930
Have you ever talked to him about money?
Did you talk to him about money?

525
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,650
Doro has been looking for him for several days, but no one knows where he went.
Doro has been looking for days, but none knows where he's gone to.

526
00:38:01,670 --> 00:38:07,150
If I find him, the first thing I will do is ask him to marry me.
And if I find him, I will first talk about marrying with him.

527
00:38:07,170 --> 00:38:10,290
What? Have you lost your mind?
What? Are you out of your mind?

528
00:38:10,380 --> 00:38:14,000
Are you still going to marry that bastard after what he did to you?
After everything he's done to you, you want to get married to that asshole?

529
00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:16,470
-Do you need a psychiatrist? -That's enough, Jutta.
- You need a shrink? - That's enough, Jutta…

530
00:38:16,630 --> 00:38:19,570
If anyone can call him a bastard, it's just me. Do you understand?
If anyone can call him an asshole, it is me, is that clear?

531
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,280
ok
Fine…

532
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:26,240
Moreover, the doctor said that if I miscarry again, I may never be able to have another baby.
Besides, the doctor said after another abortion I may not be able to have kids.

533
00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:28,550
I just don't want to take risks
I simply don't want to risk it.

534
00:38:28,580 --> 00:38:32,330
Doro, this man has only gotten you into trouble for years.
Doro, this guy has been nothing but trouble over the years.

535
00:38:32,350 --> 00:38:36,720
What about that club whore he fucked behind your back for months?
What about that club-whore he was doing behind your back for months?

536
00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:39,910
But he admits he made a mistake
But he admits he's made mistakes.

537
00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:44,370
Doro Did you know that this child would completely change your life?
Doro, are you even aware that this child will change your life completely?

538
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:48,070
No more going to bars or movies
No more clubbing or going to the movies.

539
00:38:48,090 --> 00:38:51,500
I have to be around my children all day and night.
There will only be the child from dusk til dawn.

540
00:38:51,520 --> 00:38:54,050
She's right Doro, but
She's right, Doro, but…

541
00:38:54,570 --> 00:38:56,570
if you want to go out
If you ever want to go out…

542
00:38:57,110 --> 00:38:59,340
I'm happy to babysit
I'd be happy to babysit.

543
00:38:59,820 --> 00:39:03,410
Yes, I will help you too if you need help
Yeah, I was just going to offer that myself, if you ever need help.

544
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:05,730
I said it first!
I said it first!

545
00:39:11,530 --> 00:39:13,600
Can you let me see it?
Can I take a look?

546
00:39:32,210 --> 00:39:37,410
-Don't you like it? -Like it very much
- You don't like them? - Yes, very much.

547
00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:43,350
Why not pat something other than furniture?
Why don't you go for more than just furniture?

548
00:39:44,470 --> 00:39:48,170
Norbot, put down the cart and let's go to a restaurant.
Norbert, leave the cart already. Let's just grab something at a restaurant.

549
00:39:48,190 --> 00:39:49,810
I know a really good steakhouse
I know this great steak house.

550
00:39:49,830 --> 00:39:51,770
Eating out is expensive
Going out to eat gets too expensive quickly.

551
00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:55,370
Other than that cooking is fun and look around
Apart from that, cooking can be a lot of fun. Take a look around!

552
00:39:55,710 --> 00:39:59,380
These spices you can use to create delicious food
All of these spices, you can get real creative with.

553
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,600
-That's awesome. -Have you ever cooked your own food?
- Oh, how terrific. - Did you even ever cook anything yourself?

554
00:40:01,620 --> 00:40:05,280
-Of course, make coffee and fry eggs. -Okay, in that case, it's time to study.
- Of course. coffee, eggs… - Well, in that case it's about time.

555
00:40:05,300 --> 00:40:08,480
Why don't you go pick out some ingredients and put them in the shopping cart?
Why don't you put something in the shopping cart?

556
00:40:14,060 --> 00:40:16,440
-Are you kidding me? -What's wrong?
- You've got to be kidding me. - What?

557
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,170
Let me make it clear first: I don’t eat meat
Pay close attention, first of all, I do not eat meat.

558
00:40:19,180 --> 00:40:21,370
Second, I can’t see blood
Secondly, I can not stand the sight of blood.

559
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,940
Finally, I don't want to keep dead animals in my house.
…and lastly I don't want dead animals in my house.

560
00:40:23,960 --> 00:40:27,150
So what should we eat? Oatmeal or applesauce?
Well, what are we supposed to eat then? Gruel or apple sauce?

561
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,010
White Oil St. Peter's Fish
'Saint Pierre au beurre blanc'

562
00:40:35,110 --> 00:40:37,530
-What now? -Split it!
- What now? - Cut!

563
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:41,480
How to do it?
How?

564
00:40:50,670 --> 00:40:52,360
like this
Like this.

565
00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:55,630
Do you have a newspaper? So I can find a place to eat?
Do you get any newspaper, so I can look for a room somewhere?

566
00:40:55,650 --> 00:40:58,560
I subscribed to newspapers but they were always stolen.
I have a subscription, but it always gets stolen.

567
00:40:58,740 --> 00:41:01,120
-Who stole it? -How would I know?
- Who is stealing it? - How should I know?

568
00:41:01,150 --> 00:41:04,020
-You took no action? -What should I do?
- What are you doing about it? - What am I supposed to do?

569
00:41:04,050 --> 00:41:05,900
-Stand up for your rights -How to do it?
- Stand up for yourself. - But how?

570
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,860
Do you want me to squat there at five o'clock in the morning?
Do you expect me to lay down there at 5 in the morning?

571
00:41:10,610 --> 00:41:12,580
Why do I have to suffer so much?
What have I done to deserve this?

572
00:41:12,600 --> 00:41:15,140
What? You don't have to get up early in the morning
What? You didn't even have to get up early…

573
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:17,130
Because you didn't go to bed
because you never went to bed.

574
00:41:17,150 --> 00:41:19,040
By the way, that fish is delicious
The fish was delicious, by the way.

575
00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:21,150
You know how to please housewives
Ooh, you'd make a housewife happy.

576
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,640
Cheer up!
Grow some balls!

577
00:41:27,620 --> 00:41:29,510
I'm trying
I'm working on it.

578
00:41:29,540 --> 00:41:32,150
What if this guy doesn't come to get my newspaper until nine o'clock?
What do we do if this guy waits until 9 to take my paper?

579
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,100
Then we'll wait until nine o'clock
So we wait till 9.

580
00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,250
- Damn - What's wrong?
- Shit. - What?

581
00:41:40,510 --> 00:41:42,440
I just miss Doro
I was just thinking of Doro.

582
00:41:45,290 --> 00:41:48,440
Have you never had anything with a woman?
Say, you never had anything with a woman?

583
00:41:48,470 --> 00:41:50,990
Yes, maybe about the same
Yeah, or something like it.

584
00:41:51,700 --> 00:41:54,740
That was when I was seventeen, probably a long time ago
I was about 17 or so… It has been a long time.

585
00:41:55,540 --> 00:41:57,920
She and I sleep in a sleeping bag
Well, I was lying in a sleeping bag with…

586
00:41:58,090 --> 00:41:59,870
It seems her name is Marion.
um, Marion was her name I think,

587
00:41:59,890 --> 00:42:05,320
At the time, I felt like she expected me to do something, so
I thought she's probably expecting me to do something, so…

588
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:11,190
I put my fingers inside her and she tried to return the favor with her sharp nails.
I stuck my finger in her and she tried to return the favor somehow with her sharp fingernails.

589
00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:14,810
It was no fun at all and we gave up after a while.
It wasn't exactly erotic, so after a few minutes we gave up.

590
00:42:14,830 --> 00:42:16,710
-That's it? -That's right
- Is that all? - Yes.

591
00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:19,730
I don't think I missed anything
And I don't feel like I am missing out on anything.

592
00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:22,920
You straight guys have some sort of mother complex.
You straight men have some kind of mother complex.

593
00:42:23,030 --> 00:42:24,430
Really?
Really?

594
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,400
You all want to go back to your mother's belly
You all want to get back into your mommy's tummy.

595
00:42:26,420 --> 00:42:28,900
But this can't be done, so you have to use the lower part to achieve your goal.
And because that's not possible, you want to peak in with your wieners.

596
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:32,190
Anyway, that's my theory of heterosexuality
…at least that is my theory of heterosexualiy.

597
00:42:32,690 --> 00:42:35,500
By the way, I showed a friend some of your photos.
By the way, I showed a friend of mine some of your photo work.

598
00:42:35,520 --> 00:42:37,610
He is the publisher of several magazines
He's a publisher of a couple of magazines.

599
00:42:37,630 --> 00:42:38,880
What did you do?
What did you do?

600
00:42:38,900 --> 00:42:42,730
- Someone has to help you. - At least ask.
- Someone needed to do it. - You could have at least asked.

601
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:46,300
That's true. Anyway, he likes your photos and has some work arrangements for you.
True, anyway, he liked the pictures and has a few jobs for you.

602
00:42:46,330 --> 00:42:48,780
You have an appointment at three o'clock. I'll give you the address later.
You have an appointment at three, I'll give you the address later.

603
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:51,140
Wait a minute you're boo!
Slow down, you just… psst!

604
00:42:52,330 --> 00:42:56,330
-Who lives on the first floor? -Manfred Baker
- Who lives on the first floor? - Manfred Beker.

605
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:59,630
-Any more? - maybe it's him
- And? - He may be the one.

606
00:43:10,160 --> 00:43:11,870
this is a misunderstanding
This is a misunderstanding.

607
00:43:11,900 --> 00:43:14,160
I just want to see the TV schedule
I just wanted to have a look into the TV schedule.

608
00:43:14,260 --> 00:43:16,000
Listen carefully to me
Listen to me very carefully.

609
00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:18,130
Now I live here too. If there is no newspaper tomorrow morning
I also live here now, and if there's no paper here in the morning…

610
00:43:18,150 --> 00:43:19,580
I won't be able to control myself
I will go apeshit.

611
00:43:19,600 --> 00:43:22,460
So when you pass by here in the future, you don’t see the newspaper in the mailbox.
So, in case you pass by here in the future, and you see an empty mailbox

612
00:43:22,490 --> 00:43:24,540
You'd better buy a copy and put it in
you better go buy one and put it in there.

613
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:27,750
Because if I throw the newspaper again in the future, I will only ask you
Because the next time it is missing I will hold you personally responsible.

614
00:43:27,770 --> 00:43:29,820
-Did you hear that clearly? -Yes!
- Is that clear? - Sure!

615
00:43:30,010 --> 00:43:31,430
Very good
Good.

616
00:43:35,230 --> 00:43:38,270
Well done Axel
Beautifully put, Axel.

617
00:43:38,660 --> 00:43:42,660
So I stood at the meat counter and I spotted this new worker.
So, I stand at the meat counter and I spot this new worker.

618
00:43:43,630 --> 00:43:46,290
She's young, maybe still an intern
She's very young, maybe still a trainee…

619
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:48,840
And she has big breasts
and she has a pretty large bosom.

620
00:43:48,970 --> 00:43:51,600
I mean, big breasts
I mean, really big breasts.

621
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,870
I thought to myself
And I thought to myself:

622
00:43:53,900 --> 00:43:57,180
Oh my God, this girl’s tits are so big.
'Dear Lord, that girl has huge tits.'

623
00:43:58,790 --> 00:44:00,610
actually i don't think
Literally, I didn't think,

624
00:44:01,120 --> 00:44:03,060
The young woman has big breasts
'this young woman has a large bosom'.

625
00:44:03,080 --> 00:44:09,340
Real thoughts are oh my god this girl has huge tits
The really thought: "Holy moly, this girl has huge tits".

626
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:13,070
After two years of men's group discussions
After two years of men's group.

627
00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:16,490
i feel ashamed of myself
I was so ashamed of myself.

628
00:44:16,990 --> 00:44:20,760
When it was my turn, I didn't even know what to say.
And at that moment it was my turn, and I didn't know what to say.

629
00:44:20,790 --> 00:44:24,000
I bought kielbasa even though I didn't like it
I ordered baloney, even though I don't like it.

630
00:44:24,020 --> 00:44:26,780
The kielbasa is a symbol of the penis
Baloney is clearly a phallic symbol.

631
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:30,100
no sorry but
No, sorry. But…

632
00:44:30,820 --> 00:44:33,510
I don't think that's the problem
I think the problem lies somewhere else.

633
00:44:33,530 --> 00:44:37,690
Follow me and think about meat and breasts
Follow me on this one. Meat and big breasts.

634
00:44:38,050 --> 00:44:41,010
This must have triggered some kind of childhood trauma
It must have opened up some sort of childhood trauma.

635
00:44:41,030 --> 00:44:44,410
RUDIGER Does your mother have any special connection with sausages?
Rüdiger, did your mother have a special relationship with sausages?

636
00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:47,620
How would you respond if you were at the fish counter?
How would you have responded if you had been at the fish counter?

637
00:44:47,650 --> 00:44:48,620
Fish?
Fish?

638
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:50,860
Why fish?
Why fish?

639
00:44:52,020 --> 00:44:55,110
-Axel Hello! -Hello everyone, are you thinking about the problem again?
- Hello Axel! - Hey guys, solving problems again?

640
00:44:55,990 --> 00:44:58,990
What happened to you? Smiling like you won the lottery?
What happened to you? You smile like you won the lottery?

641
00:44:59,020 --> 00:45:03,020
I'm doing well. I have a place to live and a new job.
Well, I am doing well. I have a new apartment and new job.

642
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,090
I'm just here to pick up my luggage
And now all I need is my suitcase.

643
00:45:05,110 --> 00:45:07,120
So take care
So, take care.

644
00:45:07,220 --> 00:45:10,930
Klaus Dieter, when you do that report
Klaus-Dieter, when you give that presentation

645
00:45:10,960 --> 00:45:13,410
It's about the young daughter's hot thighs
about the "Young daughter's hot thighs"

646
00:45:13,430 --> 00:45:16,300
Tell me, I'm interested in hearing it
let me know, I'm really interested to hear about that.

647
00:45:18,120 --> 00:45:20,020
What report?
What presentation?

648
00:45:22,770 --> 00:45:26,770
Axel is right, it has nothing to do with that word
Axel is right, there's nothing wrong with that word.

649
00:45:27,450 --> 00:45:29,600
Why dramatize everything?
Why dramatize everything?

650
00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:31,480
Tits!
Tits!

651
00:45:32,630 --> 00:45:34,400
tits
Tits, Tits, Tits.

652
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:47,910
-What about now? -Hartwich Street
- And now? - Hartwichstrasse.

653
00:45:47,940 --> 00:45:49,370
-Going to your ex? -yes
- To your Ex? - Yes.

654
00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,610
-What if she was at home? - No, she's at work.
- What if she's home? - Nope, she's at work.

655
00:46:06,300 --> 00:46:08,640
Is there nothing else but a projector?
Except for the projector there's nothing else here?

656
00:46:10,420 --> 00:46:12,470
No, these are Doro's
No, it all belongs to Doro.

657
00:46:12,890 --> 00:46:16,030
-Where? -This way
- Where is it? - Over there.

658
00:46:27,230 --> 00:46:29,280
This is us on the south coast
This is us on the south coast.

659
00:46:29,470 --> 00:46:32,890
There were still untouched beaches at that time
Back then there were still wonderfully deserted beaches.

660
00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:37,990
Look at this graceful figure
Take a look at this body.

661
00:46:38,140 --> 00:46:40,190
Isn’t she in great shape?
Isn't that a great body?

662
00:46:43,820 --> 00:46:46,000
This photo was taken in the mountains. It’s great.
That is in the mountains, it was awesome.

663
00:46:46,100 --> 00:46:47,820
We lived in an abandoned cabin on the top of a mountain
We stayed in an abandoned cabin at the summit

664
00:46:47,840 --> 00:46:50,500
Can't get there by car
you couldn't get there with the car.

665
00:46:50,530 --> 00:46:54,800
We had to take our luggage and walk up there.
We had to put on our backpacks and went up on foot.

666
00:46:54,860 --> 00:46:57,910
It's so cold. We're freezing.
We froze our butts off, it was so cold.

667
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:02,120
When we arrived, the hostess made us some delicious food
The hostess made us some great food as soon as we got there.

668
00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:06,150
Bacon Meatballs and Sautéed Potatoes
Meatballs with bacon and stir-fried potatoes.

669
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:10,400
When we set off, we realized that Doro had forgotten her sleeping bag.
When we went to be we realized Doro forgot her sleeping bag.

670
00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:13,420
So we sleep together
So we shared mine.

671
00:47:13,510 --> 00:47:15,300
So romantic
It was so romantic.

672
00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:29,570
Axel, can I take off my clothes? I feel hot.
Axel, is it ok if I take off some clothes, I am really hot…

673
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,200
It's okay. Take it off.
No, go ahead.

674
00:47:38,950 --> 00:47:40,620
Still no gain
Again, nothing.

675
00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:44,780
I asked everyone about his sister, parents and friends.
I went to everyone. His sister, parents and buddies.

676
00:47:45,020 --> 00:47:46,360
No one knows where he went
No one knows where he is.

677
00:47:46,390 --> 00:47:49,020
Maybe we should call the police?
Maybe it's time we inform the police?

678
00:47:51,870 --> 00:47:54,960
-One last try, take me home! -go home?
- One more try, take me home! - Home?

679
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:56,600
yes go home
Yes, home.

680
00:47:59,870 --> 00:48:02,480
No one better than Doro
There's just none else like Doro.

681
00:48:02,500 --> 00:48:05,590
Only when you regret it will you realize it in time
You only realize that when it's too late.

682
00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,790
-What's that? -Doro in an old
- What was that? - Doro. It is in the ancient…

683
00:48:12,820 --> 00:48:14,930
No, another one
No, no, no, the other one.

684
00:48:18,080 --> 00:48:21,240
I want to try the timer function on my camera
I wanted to try my camera's timer function.

685
00:48:27,540 --> 00:48:29,070
Norbert!
Norbert!

686
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,710
Hey you're not wearing anything
Hey, you're not wearing anything anymore.

687
00:48:34,010 --> 00:48:35,790
Oops, it's Doro
Damn, it's Doro.

688
00:48:36,080 --> 00:48:37,420
What?
What?

689
00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:38,910
Run!
Go!

690
00:48:39,850 --> 00:48:41,760
Axel? are u there?
Axel? Are you here?

691
00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,520
I'll take her to the bathroom and you sneak out, okay?
I'll take her to the bathroom and you sneak out quietly, got it?

692
00:48:55,210 --> 00:48:56,230
Axel
Axel…

693
00:48:56,580 --> 00:48:57,530
Doro
Doro…

694
00:48:57,660 --> 00:49:00,040
I'm looking for you everywhere
I was looking for you everywhere.

695
00:49:00,060 --> 00:49:02,230
No one knows where you went
No one knew where you were.

696
00:49:02,250 --> 00:49:04,830
Just listen to me
Let me explain, I was…

697
00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:07,440
I miss you Axel
I missed you Axel…

698
00:49:07,470 --> 00:49:08,870
Doro
Doro…

699
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,960
What's the matter? You look so weird
Is anything wrong? You're acting weird.

700
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:17,400
Me? Behaving strangely? Why do you say that?
Me? Weird? What makes you say that?

701
00:49:17,420 --> 00:49:19,360
I know you. Something must be wrong.
I know you. Something's not right.

702
00:49:19,380 --> 00:49:20,780
because
Because…

703
00:49:21,310 --> 00:49:23,300
I just want
I just wanted to…

704
00:49:26,720 --> 00:49:29,160
-Are there other women here? -What?
- Is there a woman here? - What?

705
00:49:29,190 --> 00:49:30,700
Take it back to my home?
In my house?

706
00:49:30,730 --> 00:49:33,190
Doro I swear! There's really no other woman here
Doro, there is absolutely no woman, I swear!

707
00:49:33,210 --> 00:49:34,640
Where is she?
Where is she?

708
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:40,390
No
Oh no.

709
00:49:41,150 --> 00:49:43,860
She's not in the closet, is she?
She is not in the closet?

710
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:48,140
Doro, let's go to the bathroom, okay?
Doro, let's go to the bathrooms, okay?

711
00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,360
go to bathroom
To the bathroom…

712
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,120
I want to see her, open the closet
I want to see her, open the closet.

713
00:49:53,140 --> 00:49:57,140
- Doro, please - let me open the closet.
- Doro, please. - Let me open the cabinet.

714
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,080
Good evening!
Evening!

715
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:24,660
It seems I'd better leave first
Well, I better go now…

716
00:50:32,540 --> 00:50:35,100
Damn damn
Shit, shit, shit.

717
00:50:46,970 --> 00:50:50,570
Doro, look, I can explain.
Doro, listen, I can explain.

718
00:50:50,590 --> 00:50:52,350
this is not the end of the world
It is not the end of the world.

719
00:50:52,350 --> 00:50:54,890
It's important that you understand
It's important that you understand that…

720
00:50:54,910 --> 00:50:58,690
You don't think I'm bent or something, do you?
you don't think I turned gay or something like that.

721
00:50:58,710 --> 00:51:00,340
I'm really not gay
I'm really not gay.

722
00:51:00,500 --> 00:51:02,280
Everyone is a bit bisexual
Everyone is a little bi,

723
00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:04,160
For example, Einstein
we know that since Einstein.

724
00:51:04,190 --> 00:51:06,710
- Freud - to Freud
- Freud - Right, Freud.

725
00:51:06,730 --> 00:51:08,200
But I’m not even bisexual!
But I'm not even that!

726
00:51:08,220 --> 00:51:10,970
On the contrary, I missed you so much after I left you.
On the contrary, I missed you like crazy since I left.

727
00:51:10,990 --> 00:51:13,420
I miss you too, but I haven’t changed into lace either.
I missed you too, but I didn't turn lesbian.

728
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:18,030
Doro This doesn't mean anything. It's completely irrelevant. Really.
Doro, all this doesn't mean anything. It's completely irrelevant, honestly.

729
00:51:18,050 --> 00:51:19,990
I don't understand anything anymore
I don't understand anything anymore.

730
00:51:20,010 --> 00:51:22,770
We were separated for two weeks, then you became gay and I got pregnant.
We separate and after two weeks you're gay and I am pregnant.

731
00:51:22,790 --> 00:51:24,840
It's good. We all discovered new aspects of ourselves.
Quite fitting, we both discover something new in ourselves.

732
00:51:24,860 --> 00:51:27,490
-What did you say? -I'm pregnant
- What did you just say? - I'm pregnant.

733
00:51:27,550 --> 00:51:31,550
Doro But this is awesome!
Doro… but… that is… that is fantastic!

734
00:51:34,390 --> 00:51:38,390
-Whose? -your idiot
- Who's the father? - You, you moron.

735
00:51:38,680 --> 00:51:41,710
-Really? -Yes, that's absolutely true.
- Is that true? - Yes, it is true.

736
00:51:41,730 --> 00:51:44,080
Doro!
Doro!

737
00:51:52,170 --> 00:51:55,260
-Bye -Take care Norbert
- Bye. - Take care, Norbert.

738
00:51:55,890 --> 00:51:59,710
Will we meet again? I mean just play together?
Will we meet again? I mean, just hang out?

739
00:51:59,740 --> 00:52:01,710
Yes I will call you
Yes, I'll call you sometime.

740
00:52:06,340 --> 00:52:07,740
ok
Ok.

741
00:52:08,910 --> 00:52:13,340
-Where are your things? -I'll come get it
- And your stuff? - I'll come pick them up.

742
00:53:15,070 --> 00:53:17,070
♪ Kein Schwein ruft mich an - Max Raabe

743
00:53:17,070 --> 00:53:21,970
Axel You can't just leave me here Axel!
Axel, you can't leave me alone in this state. Axel!

744
00:53:22,100 --> 00:53:25,020
Sorry but I want to go back to Doro
Sorry, but I'm going back to Doro.

745
00:53:25,710 --> 00:53:27,110
Goodbye
Ciao.

746
00:53:29,910 --> 00:53:31,060
Norbert What's wrong?
What is it, Norbert?

747
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,910
Have you had contractions or something?
Already having contractions or what?

748
00:53:34,110 --> 00:53:38,030
Norbot, you have to work harder!
Norbert, you have to push, push already!

749
00:53:38,060 --> 00:53:41,020
Yes, very good. It's coming out soon!
Yes! Great! It's coming!

750
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:45,040
Okay Norbert That's awesome!
Yes, Norbert, yes!

751
00:53:45,410 --> 00:53:48,030
What a beautiful little thing
Such a beautiful little treasure.

752
00:53:50,330 --> 00:53:54,330
Norbot, congratulations, you did it.
Norbert, congratulations. You did it.

753
00:53:55,420 --> 00:53:59,100
Eight months ago, two atomic bombs exploded in the center of Cologne.
<i>The detonation of two atomic bombs in the center of Cologne 8 months ago month…</i>

754
00:53:59,120 --> 00:53:59,960
sorry
<i>I'm sorry.</i>

755
00:53:59,980 --> 00:54:02,610
Eight months ago, two automatic bombs exploded in the center of Cologne
<i>The detonation of two auto bombs in the center of Cologne 8 months ago…</i>

756
00:54:02,630 --> 00:54:04,030
The case has been closed
<i>…has been solved.</i>

757
00:54:13,090 --> 00:54:14,720
Good morning Host
Good morning, Horst.

758
00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:17,350
You screamed again in your dream
You were screaming in your sleep again.

759
00:54:25,020 --> 00:54:27,300
Manhattan Meatball Killer?
<i>The meatball murderer of Manhattan</i>?

760
00:54:27,970 --> 00:54:30,890
Do you have to watch this kind of thing early in the morning?
Do you have to watch this stuff in the morning already?

761
00:54:30,920 --> 00:54:33,130
I just came back from night shift
I am back from my night shift.

762
00:54:33,150 --> 00:54:34,570
What does that have to do with this?
And what does that have to do with anything?

763
00:54:34,590 --> 00:54:37,620
This way I can relax
That's how I can relax the best.

764
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:45,130
-What does he do? -is a trained butcher
- And what does he do? - It is a trained butcher.

765
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,940
-What training have you received? -You heard that right
- Trained what? - You heard correctly.

766
00:54:47,970 --> 00:54:50,490
Can you imagine how much conflict I had to face?
Can you imagine the conflicts I am having?

767
00:54:50,510 --> 00:54:52,990
I'm a vegetarian and I sleep with a butcher.
I am a vegetarian and fuck a butcher.

768
00:54:53,020 --> 00:54:55,470
It's a completely atypical career for a gay person
That is a completely atypical profession for a homosexual.

769
00:54:55,780 --> 00:54:58,310
And he likes football
Also, he's into soccer.

770
00:54:58,330 --> 00:54:59,510
Football?
Soccer?

771
00:54:59,540 --> 00:55:01,040
something is wrong
Something is not right.

772
00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:04,670
Do you know any gay who likes watching football?
Or do you know a single gay person who likes to watch soccer?

773
00:55:04,690 --> 00:55:06,140
I won't watch it
I don't.

774
00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:12,650
-What else? -That's it. It will take some time for him to leave.
- And otherwise? - So-so, It takes him a while to get going…

775
00:55:13,330 --> 00:55:16,810
Do you have to ask me to interrogate you?
Do I have to interrogate you?

776
00:55:17,130 --> 00:55:18,690
He has erection problems
He has problems getting erections.

777
00:55:18,710 --> 00:55:20,040
Are you happy?
Happy?

778
00:55:20,070 --> 00:55:23,450
At his age? That's nothing to say
At his age? That's nothing to make a song.

779
00:55:23,470 --> 00:55:26,590
This has nothing to do with age. I think it's psychological.
This has nothing to do with his age. I think it's a mental issue with him.

780
00:55:26,710 --> 00:55:30,470
So let me sum it up. Your friend is a butcher and a football fan.
If I may summarize: Your friend is a butcher, soccer fan…

781
00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:33,520
Love watching horror movies but can't get an erection?
watches horror flicks, and cannot get it up?

782
00:55:36,540 --> 00:55:40,540
-Where are we going? -It's a surprise
- Where are we headed anyway? - Surprise.

783
00:55:48,030 --> 00:55:51,050
Dorothea wish you happiness
Dorothea, I wish you all the best.

784
00:55:51,070 --> 00:55:52,370
Thank you Aunt Gisela
Thank you, Auntie Gisela.

785
00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:54,960
-When is the due date? -Two weeks later
- When are you due? - In 2 weeks.

786
00:55:57,910 --> 00:55:59,890
Don't let her get the upper hand
Do not let her get the upper hand.

787
00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:01,910
Grandpa, don't worry
Don't worry, grandpa.

788
00:56:03,820 --> 00:56:09,180
I hope you have a happy marriage and all the best!
I hope you'll have a happy marriage. All the best!

789
00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:12,650
Thank you Aunt Iles
Thank you, Auntie Ilse.

790
00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:16,400
-Axel Congratulations -Thank you Val Lauter
- Congratulations, Axel. - Thank you, Waltraut.

791
00:56:17,470 --> 00:56:18,540
Why are you here?
What are you doing here?

792
00:56:18,550 --> 00:56:20,830
I happened to see it in the newspaper
I happened to see it in the paper.

793
00:56:20,850 --> 00:56:23,870
- I was just thinking about joining. - Us?
- I thought we'd just stop by. - We?

794
00:56:23,900 --> 00:56:25,540
Of course we
We… of course.

795
00:56:26,530 --> 00:56:29,910
Look, I'm not even wearing a beard for the occasion.
Look, I even took off my mustache for this occasion.

796
00:56:30,300 --> 00:56:33,630
It was such a beautiful ceremony. I cried like a child.
It was a beautiful ceremony. I cried like a baby.

797
00:56:33,650 --> 00:56:36,820
Do you think Doro will still need her wedding dress after her wedding?
Do you think Doro will still need her dress after the wedding?

798
00:56:59,690 --> 00:57:03,310
Sorry, I didn't invite them
I'm sorry. I didn't invite them.

799
00:57:03,330 --> 00:57:07,330
- It should have been the best day of my life - It still is
- The most beautiful day of my life. - It can still be.

800
00:57:10,570 --> 00:57:15,080
- I think we have to go back to the reception. - Really? Do you think so?
- I think we ought to go back to the reception. - Really? Do you?

801
00:57:15,910 --> 00:57:18,470
How about you listen to my thoughts, Axel?
How about you listen to me, Axel.

802
00:57:19,220 --> 00:57:22,920
I'm your wife and I'm nine months pregnant
I am your wife 9-months pregnant.

803
00:57:23,180 --> 00:57:26,350
At the same time, I was being teased by your gay friends and I was furious.
And I am pissed off that your homo friends are poking fun at me.

804
00:57:26,380 --> 00:57:27,980
They are not my gay friends
Those are not my homo friends.

805
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:29,840
I haven't seen them in months
I haven't seen these guys in months.

806
00:57:29,860 --> 00:57:33,020
Just because I know there are gay people who wouldn't let me be gay
Only because I know some gay guys doesn't make me a fag.

807
00:57:33,040 --> 00:57:35,790
So why is there a naked man hiding in my closet?
Then why was there a naked man in my closet?

808
00:57:35,810 --> 00:57:37,170
I've explained it countless times
I explained this a thousand times.

809
00:57:37,190 --> 00:57:40,210
I don't want you to see us in bed
I didn't want you to see us in bed together.

810
00:57:40,240 --> 00:57:42,670
So what are you doing in bed with him?
And what exactly were you doing in bed with him?

811
00:57:42,690 --> 00:57:46,690
We're looking at a photo album slideshow. That's it. Slideshow.
We were looking at photo slides. Nothing more. Slides.

812
00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:52,560
- this whole thing is so ridiculous - you're right
- This whole thing is really ridiculous. - You're right.

813
00:57:53,220 --> 00:57:57,220
- I'm a little - sensitive?
- I am probably a little… - Sensitive?

814
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:02,290
Sorry, Axel, I'm a little nervous because of the child.
Sorry Axel, I'm just a little nervous because of the baby.

815
00:58:03,210 --> 00:58:06,250
We'll be changing the little guy's diaper in two weeks.
In two weeks we'll change that little dude's diapers.

816
00:58:06,260 --> 00:58:08,380
we will be a family
And we'll be a real family.

817
00:58:08,480 --> 00:58:12,480
Mom, dad and crying baby
A mommy, a daddy and a cry-baby.

818
00:58:14,620 --> 00:58:17,310
two babies
Two cry-babies.

819
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,520
-Let's go to bed, okay? -Now?
- Let's go to bed, ok? - Now?

820
00:58:20,610 --> 00:58:24,240
-Why not? -Everyone is waiting
- Why not? - Everyone is waiting.

821
00:58:24,260 --> 00:58:26,050
Does that mean you are out of state?
So you are not in the mood again?

822
00:58:26,080 --> 00:58:28,070
Of course I'm in the mood
Of course I am in the mood.

823
00:58:28,090 --> 00:58:31,250
We haven't had much sex lately, have you noticed?
We're not having a lot sex lately. Did you notice?

824
00:58:31,270 --> 00:58:36,130
I know, but that's how men are if it's always this hot
I did, but that's how it is for men, if it's always so hot outside.

825
00:58:36,150 --> 00:58:38,890
But I want it now, not in the winter
But I want you now, not in the winter.

826
00:58:39,630 --> 00:58:41,770
Okay, let's go to bed
Ok, fine, let's go to bed then.

827
00:58:42,150 --> 00:58:44,590
I don't want to ask for too much
I don't want to ask too much.

828
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:46,860
If you want, we can wait until winter
If you want we can wait for winter…

829
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,120
Just a few more months
It's only a few more months.

830
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:54,420
We can take a break before you get too tight
We can take a break, so you don't strain yourself too much.

831
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,500
If you continue to be verbose, I will really lose my temper.
If you keep complaining I really won't be in the mood.

832
00:58:57,770 --> 00:59:00,080
I can't stand the noise of this bird
This bird will make me crazy.

833
00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:03,920
I put it in the bathroom so it can noisy as it pleases
I'll put him in the bathroom where he can be as loud as he wants.

834
00:59:07,530 --> 00:59:10,830
I really don't understand why we're about to have a baby and there's still a bird
I really do not understand why we have a bird when we'll have a child soon.

835
00:59:10,850 --> 00:59:13,430
Szevardaze has to stay. It's part of our family.
Szewardnaze will stay. He's part of our family.

836
00:59:13,460 --> 00:59:15,110
Okay Okay
Alright, alright.

837
00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:18,240
Are you hungry?
Are you hungry too?

838
00:59:18,780 --> 00:59:19,700
ok
Ok!

839
00:59:19,730 --> 00:59:21,200
Okay, forget it!
Ok. Forget it!

840
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,000
Looks like I have to wait until winter
I guess I'll wait for winter.

841
00:59:24,030 --> 00:59:26,970
I'm used to abstinence
I have gotten used to abstinence.

842
00:59:29,130 --> 00:59:31,290
I'm going to Bonn next weekend to meet Renata
Next weekend I am going to Renata in Bonn.

843
00:59:31,310 --> 00:59:33,520
Things were not going well after she and Reina broke up.
She's not doing so well after leaving Reiner.

844
00:59:34,220 --> 00:59:35,860
Why?
How come?

845
00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:41,090
Reina always wanted to have sex with her, even on such a hot day
Reiner wanted to have sex with her all the time, even in this heat.

846
00:59:43,300 --> 00:59:45,810
Can you come over quickly?
Are you coming anytime soon?

847
00:59:45,830 --> 00:59:47,970
The food is cold
The food is getting cold.

848
00:59:57,440 --> 01:00:01,440
-What is this? -cold vegetable soup
- What is that? - Cold vegetable soup.

849
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:05,570
-The sausage inside was made just for me? -That's made of tofu
- The sausage in there, is that for me? - That is a tofu sausage.

850
01:00:05,700 --> 01:00:07,730
Not real sausage?
That is not a real sausage again?

851
01:00:07,780 --> 01:00:09,870
This is real tofu sausage
This is a real tofu sausage.

852
01:00:09,930 --> 01:00:11,940
So, is it sausage?
So, is it a sausage or not?

853
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:15,980
It's tofu sausage. I've explained hundreds of times what tofu is.
It is tofu sausage, I explained 100 times what tofu is.

854
01:00:18,650 --> 01:00:21,880
So this vegetarianism again
So it's this vegetarian crap again.

855
01:00:23,860 --> 01:00:26,300
Why do I have to stay in a slaughterhouse all day?
Why do I even spend all day in a slaughterhouse?

856
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,010
Unnecessarily killing innocent animals
To unnecessarily murder innocent animals.

857
01:00:29,050 --> 01:00:30,920
I didn't kill animals
I murder no animals.

858
01:00:30,940 --> 01:00:32,340
So what are you doing?
What are you doing then?

859
01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,810
I clean pig intestines and they can be turned into hot dog rinds.
I cleanse pig colons. They're being used as hot dog casings.

860
01:00:35,830 --> 01:00:37,270
I'm just a cleaner!
This is a very clean job!

861
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:40,500
You hold one end and put the other end on the faucet and let the water flow out.
You take one end, put it on the faucet and run water through it.

862
01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:41,980
Never had a poop clog
It's very rare that any shit gets stuck.

863
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,820
Of course, the whole thing goes through the process and turns into sausage, but it's so insignificant that no one will notice.
Of course, the whole thing gets processed and ends up in the sausage, but it's minimal and none will notice.

864
01:00:44,850 --> 01:00:48,600
-Can we change the subject? -What you want to know
- Can we maybe change the subject? - You wanted to know.

865
01:00:57,390 --> 01:01:00,400
-Are there any onions in this? -a little
- Are there any scallions in there? - A few.

866
01:01:00,420 --> 01:01:02,540
You know I can't stand onions
You know I can't stand scallions.

867
01:01:02,560 --> 01:01:04,420
Then pick it out
So put them back into the pot.

868
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:06,510
The whole pot of soup smells of onions
The whole soup tastes like scallions.

869
01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:10,970
I'm going out to buy curry wine
I am going out to get myself a Currywurst.

870
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:14,580
curry wine
Currywurst.

871
01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:16,600
And French fries
With french fries.

872
01:01:16,860 --> 01:01:19,470
Explain to me why I stay in the kitchen all day!
Explain to me why I spent all day in the kitchen!

873
01:01:19,490 --> 01:01:21,500
No one wants you to do this. Don't start.
None asked you to, so don't even start.

874
01:01:21,520 --> 01:01:25,520
You didn’t ask for it, but you never complained when it tasted delicious.
You didn't ask, but when it tastes good to you, you don't complain either.

875
01:01:29,650 --> 01:01:31,150
Asshole
Dick.

876
01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:41,160
-Axel -Can we talk?
- Axel. - Can we talk?

877
01:01:41,570 --> 01:01:42,540
OK. What's wrong?
Sure. What is it?

878
01:01:42,690 --> 01:01:44,550
It was so stupid of you to show up at my wedding.
What you guys did at my wedding was really stupid.

879
01:01:44,570 --> 01:01:46,420
Doro is going to collapse
All hell broke lose with Doro.

880
01:01:46,440 --> 01:01:49,140
I complained to Waltrau. It has nothing to do with me.
Complain to Waltraut. I had nothing to do with that.

881
01:01:49,160 --> 01:01:51,150
I didn't even know where I was going at that time
I did not even know where we were going.

882
01:01:51,180 --> 01:01:55,430
Showing up to my wedding in a dress is just a bad idea. There's no doubt she'll be devastated.
Showing up at my wedding in dresses, that's just a bad idea. No wonder, she'll lose it.

883
01:01:55,450 --> 01:01:56,470
when we do
And while we're at it.

884
01:01:56,480 --> 01:02:00,200
She still can't figure out why you're in the closet
She still doesn't understand what you were doing in the closet.

885
01:02:00,220 --> 01:02:03,320
To be honest, I can't remember it either, if I remember correctly
To be honest, I don't either. If I remember correctly…

886
01:02:03,350 --> 01:02:05,710
We were looking at slides and what we wanted to do
…we were looking at a slide show and wanted to get busy together.

887
01:02:05,740 --> 01:02:09,740
Let me be clear first. I never wanted to do anything with you.
To make this clear, I never intended to 'get busy with you'.

888
01:02:11,310 --> 01:02:13,220
Anyway, she really thinks there's something between us
Regardless, she really thinks we did something.

889
01:02:13,220 --> 01:02:14,000
We are a little bit
We kinda did.

890
01:02:14,020 --> 01:02:16,290
-No, I'm not. -You're already erect.
- No, we didn't! - You had an erection.

891
01:02:16,310 --> 01:02:17,700
No I don't have an erection
No, I didn't.

892
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,860
I've seen enough erections. You must have had an erection.
I have see plenty of erections in my life, and you had one.

893
01:02:20,870 --> 01:02:24,410
Well, for you gays, all straight men are closeted, right?
Sure, to you people every straight man is a homosexual in disguise. Right?

894
01:02:24,430 --> 01:02:26,720
No, that’s right, only handsome straight men are
No, that's wrong. Only every handsome straight guy.

895
01:02:26,740 --> 01:02:30,740
Okay, you decided to face the responsibilities of marriage.
Ok, you decided to face the marital responsibilities.

896
01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,530
You haven't even called
You didn't even call once.

897
01:02:33,550 --> 01:02:36,650
And take advantage of my absence to pack up your things and leave.
And you picked up your stuff secretly in my absence.

898
01:02:36,680 --> 01:02:40,730
What can I do? Doro goes crazy when she hears about homosexuality
What should I do? Doro gets angry if she hears the word gay.

899
01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:44,190
Other than that, I'm well prepared for the kids and the wedding.
That aside I had enough on my plate with the child and the wedding.

900
01:02:44,210 --> 01:02:47,920
-When is the due date? -Almost ten days later
- When is the baby due? - About ten days.

901
01:02:49,980 --> 01:02:52,190
Is everything okay between you and Doro?
And things are good between you and Doro?

902
01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,940
Yeah, things are going pretty well.
Yeah, things are going well.

903
01:02:56,360 --> 01:03:00,360
-What about you? -Yes, it's all good. It's necessary.
- And you? - Yes, everything's going well, it has to.

904
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:04,530
I also have a new relationship, which is very good
I also have a new relationship. It's also great.

905
01:03:06,570 --> 01:03:09,600
Okay, let's go get something to drink.
Come on, let's go get something to drink.

906
01:03:11,060 --> 01:03:14,540
For the sake of our children, we can't wait any longer.
We just can't wait any longer for the little one.

907
01:03:14,560 --> 01:03:18,170
-Want to see photos? -photo?
- Wanna see a photo? - A photo?

908
01:03:18,430 --> 01:03:20,230
It's infrared
It's infra-red.

909
01:03:27,940 --> 01:03:29,710
Why didn't I see it?
I see nothing there.

910
01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:31,330
Highlights here
The bright spot here…

911
01:03:31,350 --> 01:03:32,870
this is my son
This is my son.

912
01:03:32,890 --> 01:03:34,410
Not bad
Cute.

913
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:38,880
-Can I confide in you again? -Of course you can
- Can I confide in you again? - Sure, why not?

914
01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:41,780
You can't tell anyone, not even Walter Law. Can you guarantee that?
You will not tell anyone, not even Waltraut, promise?

915
01:03:41,810 --> 01:03:45,520
I can't tell Waltrau that we talked here. She'd kill me if she found out.
I can't tell Waltraut we're talking here, she'd rip my head off if she knew.

916
01:03:45,540 --> 01:03:48,330
I'm not very good at that. I have a problem with Doro.
I am actually not doing so well. I have problems with Doro.

917
01:03:48,390 --> 01:03:49,370
What a surprise
What a surprise.

918
01:03:49,400 --> 01:03:52,200
She always has a strong sexual desire after being pregnant
Since she's pregnant she has been horny all the time,

919
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:53,720
But I don’t dare to go to bed with her
but I can't get myself to sleep with her.

920
01:03:53,750 --> 01:03:56,950
Just because of her big belly, it sounds a little stupid, but
It's because of her stomach. I know it sounds dumb, but…

921
01:03:58,550 --> 01:04:02,550
It was great at first, but her breasts got bigger.
In the beginning it was cool. She got real nice boobs.

922
01:04:04,920 --> 01:04:09,100
But now, as I'm about to give birth, it's become a psychological issue for me.
But now, shortly before giving birth, it's also a mental problem for me.

923
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:12,500
I don't really want to stick it in because I know the baby is there
I hesitate to stick it in there, because I know the baby is in there.

924
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:15,070
my son! I know it's stupid but
My son! Sure, it's silly, but

925
01:04:15,100 --> 01:04:19,100
I just don't want the first thing he sees from his dad to be my penis.
I just don't want the first thing he sees of his dad to be my penis.

926
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:22,920
I just can't understand these heterosexual issues
Those are hetero-problems that I absolutely cannot even begin to grasp.

927
01:04:24,410 --> 01:04:28,170
To make matters worse, I'm horny myself, you know what I mean?
The worst thing is, I'm awfully horny myself, if you know what I mean.

928
01:04:28,190 --> 01:04:30,690
I always look out for other women
I am always on the look-out for other women.

929
01:04:31,550 --> 01:04:33,040
Why am I telling you this?
Why am I even telling you all this?

930
01:04:33,060 --> 01:04:35,790
You must be wondering when he is going to stop
You must be thinking, "When does he finally stop talking".

931
01:04:35,810 --> 01:04:37,040
No it's not that's interesting
No, no, it is very interesting.

932
01:04:37,070 --> 01:04:40,010
I like chatting with straight men
I enjoy talking to heterosexually oriented fellow men.

933
01:04:40,340 --> 01:04:42,470
Okay I have to go
Okay, I need to go.

934
01:04:44,340 --> 01:04:46,640
- Say hello to Doro for me. - Doro?
- Say hi to Doro. - Doro?

935
01:04:46,660 --> 01:04:49,640
If she knew I was here chatting with you, she would be furious
If she knew I was sitting here with you she'd go bonkers.

936
01:04:49,670 --> 01:04:52,470
If she heard the name Norbert Blumer she'd be furious
If she so much as hears the name Norbert Brummer she throws a fit.

937
01:04:52,490 --> 01:04:53,890
Why? She doesn't know me at all
Why? She doesn't even know me.

938
01:04:54,330 --> 01:04:56,000
She's just afraid that I'll become gay
Well, she's just afraid I could be gay

939
01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:59,070
Because then she can no longer control me
because then she wouldn't have any power over me anymore.

940
01:04:59,230 --> 01:05:02,750
-Norbert, take care -You too, Axel
- Take care, Norbert. - You too, Axel.

941
01:05:05,920 --> 01:05:07,580
It became my invitation
I've got the check.

942
01:05:25,510 --> 01:05:26,920
Axel?
Axel?

943
01:05:28,120 --> 01:05:31,900
No? You are Axel Feldheim, right?
No way. You are Axel Feldheim, right?

944
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:35,540
-That's you! -Do we know each other?
- Sure! - Do we know each other?

945
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:40,240
-Don't do this to me -Elko Schmidt!
- Don't do this to me. - Elke Schmidt!

946
01:05:40,410 --> 01:05:44,190
-How long has it been since we last met? -At least eight years
- How long has it been? - At least 8 years.

947
01:05:44,220 --> 01:05:46,020
I thought you lived in America
I thought you live in the US now.

948
01:05:46,050 --> 01:05:49,190
Yes, but it’s my dad’s 60th birthday and I’m coming back to celebrate his birthday.
I do. But my dad turned 60 and I flew in for his birthday.

949
01:05:49,210 --> 01:05:52,480
Besides, I don’t want to miss the party either
Besides, I didn't want to miss the reunion.

950
01:05:52,660 --> 01:05:55,410
you look really handsome
You look real sharp now, you know.

951
01:05:55,440 --> 01:05:57,310
I like your short hair
I like you with short hair.

952
01:05:59,090 --> 01:06:03,520
You're hot too. I almost didn't recognize you just now.
You're also pretty hot. I almost didn't recognize you earlier.

953
01:06:03,540 --> 01:06:07,540
I knew it was you just by looking at your eyes, those handsome blue eyes
I knew you by your eyes. These sharp green eyes.

954
01:06:08,040 --> 01:06:11,070
You'd better use those eyes to see through every woman's underwear, right?
You probably still get into every woman's pants with those eyes, right?

955
01:06:11,710 --> 01:06:13,720
Those days are long gone
Those days are over by now.

956
01:06:14,370 --> 01:06:16,420
Remember that rock concert?
Remember the Stones concert

957
01:06:16,440 --> 01:06:18,490
That time we sedated the pigs
when we took the pig tranquilizer.

958
01:06:19,650 --> 01:06:21,370
Of course, how could you forget that?
Of course, how could I forget.

959
01:06:21,390 --> 01:06:25,770
They're playing, time will tell, and we're lying on the grass
They were playing <i>Time is on my side</i> and we were on the ground

960
01:06:25,860 --> 01:06:28,360
In the crowd, in our sleeping bags, making love like animals
in the crowd, fucking like animals in our sleeping bag.

961
01:06:29,060 --> 01:06:31,780
By the way, you were the first man to make me cum.
By the way you were the first guy to give me an orgasm.

962
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:32,310
Europe
Oh…

963
01:06:32,330 --> 01:06:36,330
Yeah, in the back seat of your old Beetle
Yes, in your old beetle, on the back seat.

964
01:06:36,970 --> 01:06:38,770
Yes, that Beetle
Oh yes, the beetle.

965
01:06:38,800 --> 01:06:42,350
Do you still have that tattoo you got in the army?
Do you still have the tattoo from the military?

966
01:06:42,360 --> 01:06:43,500
That naked girl?
This naked woman?

967
01:06:44,270 --> 01:06:46,390
What can I do? You can't go to this kind of thing
What should I do, you can't get rid of something like that.

968
01:06:46,410 --> 01:06:48,060
I also have a tattoo now
I have a tattoo now too.

969
01:06:48,080 --> 01:06:50,090
a rose on my hip
On my ass, a rose.

970
01:06:50,910 --> 01:06:54,910
-How long are you going to stay here? - until Monday
- How long will you be in town? - Til Monday.

971
01:06:55,710 --> 01:06:59,690
If you want, maybe we can
If you want to, maybe we could…

972
01:06:59,710 --> 01:07:01,570
Saturday night at my house
Saturday night at my place…

973
01:07:02,860 --> 01:07:05,560
You know what, now I can cook
You know, I learned how to cook.

974
01:07:07,620 --> 01:07:09,820
Egon, stay away from the birds.
Egon, stay away from the bird.

975
01:07:12,550 --> 01:07:13,950
hold
Take it.

976
01:07:16,920 --> 01:07:20,580
Sorry I'm late. I just met an old friend.
Sorry I am running late, I met an old friend.

977
01:07:20,610 --> 01:07:23,470
Dinner is in the pot. It's probably cold.
Dinner is in the pan. It's probably cold already.

978
01:07:24,210 --> 01:07:26,090
Juta, can you please stop smoking?
Jutta, can you please cut back on the smoking.

979
01:07:26,100 --> 01:07:27,860
This is not good for Doro
It's unhealthy for Doro.

980
01:07:28,510 --> 01:07:31,750
Doro, I'm sorry. I should have thought more carefully.
Doro, sorry, I should be more considerate.

981
01:07:31,880 --> 01:07:32,850
It doesn't matter
That's OK.

982
01:07:33,050 --> 01:07:34,600
Renata called earlier.
Renata called a little earlier.

983
01:07:34,600 --> 01:07:36,940
Said she found a new boyfriend and feels better now
She met a new guy and she's feeling better.

984
01:07:36,970 --> 01:07:38,970
So I'm not going to Bonn this weekend
So I won't be going to Bonn on the weekend.

985
01:07:39,000 --> 01:07:42,510
- No? Did she break up with Reina? -yes
- No way, she split up with Rainer? - Yep.

986
01:07:42,530 --> 01:07:45,170
But now she's in love with an Italian baker and he's moved in
But now she's fallen for an Italian pizza baker. He already moved in.

987
01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:47,160
I bet this will end in disaster.
I bet it will end in disaster.

988
01:07:47,190 --> 01:07:48,860
Renata hates Italy
Renate hates Italy.

989
01:07:48,860 --> 01:07:51,690
And she also cut her hair short. It looks really scary.
And she cut her hair short, looks horrible.

990
01:07:51,940 --> 01:07:53,960
Then you won’t go to Bonn?
So you will not go to Bonn?

991
01:07:53,970 --> 01:07:55,760
I'm not going. I just told you
No, I already said that.

992
01:07:56,440 --> 01:08:01,330
Because I'm not home on the weekend and I'm going to a party
Because I won't be there on the weekend. I am going to a reunion.

993
01:08:03,270 --> 01:08:04,550
What party?
What reunion?

994
01:08:04,580 --> 01:08:09,800
A friend I just met told me about the party, Saturday night
The friend I met just now, he told me about it. Reunion, Saturday night.

995
01:08:09,820 --> 01:08:14,730
I remember there was a postcard with an invitation to a party, but that was a long time ago
I remember the postcard with an invitation for a reunion, but that was a while ago.

996
01:08:14,750 --> 01:08:17,000
I didn't even see it
I didn't even see it then.

997
01:08:17,390 --> 01:08:21,770
No matter what, it works because they moved it to Saturday.
Anyhow, it's all good because they moved it to Saturday.

998
01:08:21,800 --> 01:08:23,910
I think I can make it through Saturday without you
I guess I can spend a Saturday without you.

999
01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,940
Okay, then I'll bring some food from the kitchen
Ok, I'll go grab some food in the kitchen.

1000
01:08:34,070 --> 01:08:35,860
-Very suspicious. -What?
- Very suspicious. - What?

1001
01:08:35,880 --> 01:08:38,090
I know his look
His look, I know it.

1002
01:08:38,120 --> 01:08:39,910
I don't like it at all
I don't like it at all.

1003
01:08:55,670 --> 01:08:59,090
Cologne Directory Desk Operator No. 4
<i>Directory Service Cologne, Operator

1004
01:08:59,110 --> 01:09:02,120
Hello I need Norbert Brommer's phone number
Hello. I need the phone number of Norbert Brommer.

1005
01:09:02,470 --> 01:09:04,270
What do you think is going on?
What do you think about all this?

1006
01:09:04,820 --> 01:09:09,220
I can say with certainty that he was not in a meeting with the Salvation Army
I think it's safe to say it's not the Salvation Army he's having meetings with.

1007
01:09:10,190 --> 01:09:14,780
impossible! I'm pregnant! He can't cheat at this time!
No way! I'm pregnant! He can't just cheat on me!

1008
01:09:14,810 --> 01:09:16,210
Who says it can't?
Says who?

1009
01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:19,690
Doro, I'm going out for a walk
Doro, I'll just take a short walk.

1010
01:09:20,600 --> 01:09:22,000
See you later
See you.

1011
01:09:23,250 --> 01:09:26,090
Now he's going to tell her they have to meet somewhere else
And now he's going to her to tell her they have to meet somewhere else,

1012
01:09:26,090 --> 01:09:27,940
Because you end up staying home
because you are staying home after all.

1013
01:09:28,460 --> 01:09:29,500
I don't believe it
I don't believe it.

1014
01:09:35,490 --> 01:09:36,780
No I don't believe it
No, I don't believe it.

1015
01:09:39,290 --> 01:09:42,120
- It smells like - something's burning.
- Smells like… - something's burning.

1016
01:09:45,830 --> 01:09:49,290
-Is he crazy? - I guess he left in a hurry
- Is he insane? - I guess he was in hurry.

1017
01:09:53,830 --> 01:09:56,470
Seems to be in a hurry
Wow, it seems to be urgent.

1018
01:09:56,980 --> 01:09:57,950
Please take a seat
Take a seat.

1019
01:09:58,220 --> 01:10:01,090
Man, how do I explain this to you?
Oh man, how should I explain this to you?

1020
01:10:02,170 --> 01:10:04,800
Imagine you are walking down the street and accidentally
Imagine you're walking through town without bad intentions

1021
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:07,000
Ran into an old classmate
and bump into an old class mate.

1022
01:10:07,330 --> 01:10:10,540
You look at him and think how sexy he is
You look at him and think "Damn he's hot".

1023
01:10:10,560 --> 01:10:12,170
The kind of man you would be fascinated by when you meet him
So exactly the kind of guy that would make you weak.

1024
01:10:12,170 --> 01:10:15,730
Blonde, blue eyes, in short
Blue eyes, blond hair, whatever it is…

1025
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:20,520
-Any more beer? -How would I know?
- Do we have any beer around here? - How should I know?

1026
01:10:20,540 --> 01:10:22,320
Do I have to worry about your beer now?
Am I responsible for your beer now, or what?

1027
01:10:22,340 --> 01:10:24,820
Okay, don't get angry
Okay, okay, relax.

1028
01:10:31,620 --> 01:10:34,740
So I met a blue-eyed classmate and then what?
So I meet a school mate with blue eyes… Now what?

1029
01:10:35,030 --> 01:10:37,920
Yes, blonde to be exact.
Yes, exactly, blond and blue-eyed.

1030
01:10:37,940 --> 01:10:39,730
then
And…

1031
01:10:40,850 --> 01:10:43,940
Can we talk alone?
Can we maybe talk about this in private?

1032
01:10:45,520 --> 01:10:46,790
go get your beer
Go get yourself some beer.

1033
01:10:46,810 --> 01:10:50,160
What's going on? Transgender private conversations?
What's this all about? Secret tranny talk?

1034
01:10:50,190 --> 01:10:51,500
please
Please.

1035
01:10:51,520 --> 01:10:55,750
I'll be right away Handsome blond man haha?
I'm going already… Handsome blond guys, huh?

1036
01:11:01,230 --> 01:11:03,310
Who is that?
Who is that?

1037
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:05,960
a butcher
A butcher.

1038
01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:11,120
-So what happened to the blond man? -Ou Okay
- Well, what about that blond boy? - Oh, yes…

1039
01:11:11,700 --> 01:11:13,450
Remember I mentioned my problem to you before?
Remember what I told you earlier about my problem.

1040
01:11:13,460 --> 01:11:14,830
Just after I left
Right after I ran into

1041
01:11:14,850 --> 01:11:17,260
This classmate of mine is Elko Schmidt
this old school mate of mine, Elke Schmidt.

1042
01:11:17,660 --> 01:11:22,200
Anyway, I was the one who made her orgasm for the first time.
In any event, she had her first orgasm with me.

1043
01:11:23,290 --> 01:11:26,500
Then I made an appointment with her on Saturday
And I have a date with her on Saturday.

1044
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:33,320
So I need to find an apartment for Saturday night
Well, and I need an apartment for Saturday night.

1045
01:11:36,820 --> 01:11:38,230
Are you serious?
You cannot be serious.

1046
01:11:38,250 --> 01:11:42,250
Norbot, I know it's shameless of me to do this, but
Norbert, I know it is shameless on my part, but

1047
01:11:43,230 --> 01:11:45,860
I think you might understand me
I thought you may be able to understand me.

1048
01:11:46,430 --> 01:11:49,170
You want to have sex with a woman in my house?
You want to have sex with a woman in my apartment?

1049
01:11:50,630 --> 01:11:54,630
I would mess up his plans for Saturday
If I were you I'd mess up his plans for Saturday.

1050
01:11:55,040 --> 01:11:59,420
I'll follow him and catch him in bed with that bitch
I would follow him and catch him in the act with this slut.

1051
01:11:59,700 --> 01:12:02,560
-Check the phone number. -Do it now!
- Check the phone number, whether it's… - Let's try…!

1052
01:12:02,590 --> 01:12:03,580
What do I say?
And what should I say?

1053
01:12:03,590 --> 01:12:06,160
Good evening. Are you my husband's lover?
"Good evening, are you my husband's lover?"

1054
01:12:06,180 --> 01:12:08,810
Let's see who it is first. Maybe you know her?
First see who it is. Maybe you know her.

1055
01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:10,850
No I don't know
No, I don't know…

1056
01:12:11,160 --> 01:12:15,160
Her name might be Gabi or Ulrike
Her name's probably Gabi, or Ulrike…

1057
01:12:15,240 --> 01:12:17,810
Norbert takes up to two hours
Norbert, it will be two hours at most.

1058
01:12:17,820 --> 01:12:20,640
I'll put on new sheets and leave
I'll put on new sheets and then I am out of here.

1059
01:12:21,880 --> 01:12:25,590
I don't understand why you complicate this. You can go to the movies.
I do not understand why you make it so difficult. You can go to the movies.

1060
01:12:25,610 --> 01:12:27,620
This is against principle
It's against principle.

1061
01:12:27,640 --> 01:12:31,530
Why else would I have carried the banner "Straight men, no thanks" during the Frankfurt march in 1979?
Why did I march in Frankfurt 1979 holding a banner "Straight. No, thanks"?

1062
01:12:31,560 --> 01:12:36,490
So I can rent you my apartment so some woman can have an orgasm.
Just so I can rent out my apartment to you and some woman can get an orgasm.

1063
01:12:36,880 --> 01:12:39,720
You gays always seek understanding and tolerance
You homos always ask for understanding and tolerance,

1064
01:12:39,720 --> 01:12:41,410
But once you are asked by others
but as soon as you're asked yourself…

1065
01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:42,840
What?
What?

1066
01:12:46,390 --> 01:12:49,290
If you meet a sexy man on the street but don’t know where to take him
If you ever meet a hot guy and you don't know where to take him,

1067
01:12:49,290 --> 01:12:50,450
I won't hesitate to let you into my home
I'd let you into my home in a heartbeat.

1068
01:12:50,470 --> 01:12:52,270
But only when Doro is not at home
But only if Doro is not home.

1069
01:12:52,300 --> 01:12:53,950
Norbert Bromer
Norbert Brommer.

1070
01:12:54,930 --> 01:12:57,200
Doro, what's going on? Who is it?
Doro, what, who was it?

1071
01:12:59,010 --> 01:13:01,100
Oh my God, Doro, say something.
Oh my god Doro, say something.

1072
01:13:01,680 --> 01:13:03,420
Is it a contraction? Doro!
Is it the contractions? Doro!

1073
01:13:04,190 --> 01:13:07,860
-It's a man! -Appears to be a married woman too
- It was a guy! - Uhuh, so she's married, too.

1074
01:13:07,890 --> 01:13:10,480
He is gay!
This was a homosexual!

1075
01:13:10,770 --> 01:13:13,180
Okay, forget it
Fine, then forget about it…

1076
01:13:13,620 --> 01:13:17,620
Maybe I shouldn't be stupid enough to come to you
Maybe it was stupid of me to come to you.

1077
01:13:18,010 --> 01:13:19,760
sorry
I'm sorry.

1078
01:13:19,790 --> 01:13:22,870
-Just two hours! -What?
- Two hours! - What?

1079
01:13:23,730 --> 01:13:25,940
You'll be leaving in two hours, right?
After two hours you will be gone, right?

1080
01:13:25,940 --> 01:13:28,180
Two hours is enough, Norbert
Two is enough, Norbert.

1081
01:13:28,300 --> 01:13:30,570
Tell her not to shout too loudly
And tell her not to moan too loudly.

1082
01:13:30,600 --> 01:13:32,380
They should have screamed out
Women are supposed to be very loud,

1083
01:13:32,380 --> 01:13:34,600
But I don't want to be the subject of discussion among my neighbors all week
and I don't want to be the topic of the week with my neighbors.

1084
01:13:34,900 --> 01:13:36,420
If Walter Law hears this, I'll be dead.
If Waltraut hears or this, I am a dead man.

1085
01:13:36,430 --> 01:13:38,590
You don't have to worry about this
You have nothing to worry about.

1086
01:13:38,820 --> 01:13:40,830
And don't make the sheets dirty
Also, please don't stain the sheets -

1087
01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:44,850
I mean menstruation, blood stains on virginity, and that kind of thing.
I'm referring to blood stains from menstruation, hymens and what else there is…

1088
01:13:44,870 --> 01:13:46,500
You know I don't want to see blood
As you know I can not stand the sight of blood.

1089
01:13:46,520 --> 01:13:47,920
Of course Norbert
Sure, Norbert.

1090
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:53,290
Here's the key. Listen, we're going to see a late movie, directed by Visconti.
That's the keys. Listen. We'll go see the late showing, Visconti.

1091
01:13:53,330 --> 01:13:54,730
is a very long movie
It's some long movie.

1092
01:13:54,750 --> 01:13:56,910
You'll have time for her to orgasm and then leave
You will have gotten her that orgasm and are out the door…

1093
01:13:56,930 --> 01:14:00,000
One o'clock in the morning at the latest. Do you understand?
by 1 a.m. at the latest… Understood?

1094
01:14:00,930 --> 01:14:02,330
thank you
Thank you.

1095
01:14:07,840 --> 01:14:10,920
The man is naked in the closet!
…and there was that man in the closet. Naked!

1096
01:14:11,060 --> 01:14:12,460
unbelievable
Unbelievable.

1097
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:16,250
I thought he'd fuck around but this?
I imagined he would screw up badly, but this?

1098
01:14:16,460 --> 01:14:20,460
And he promised a few days ago that he would never contact that man again.
And just a few days ago he promised me he wouldn't have any business with this guy anymore.

1099
01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:26,040
He's back. Come here. Stop crying. You can't let him know.
He's back, come here, suck it up, he mustn't know.

1100
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:30,790
Hi I'm back
Hey, I'm back.

1101
01:14:30,990 --> 01:14:32,470
hello
Hello.

1102
01:14:38,660 --> 01:14:42,520
-Don't say they all came to see Visconti's movie. -I don't think so.
- Don't tell me they all want to get into the Visconti. - I don't think so.

1103
01:14:42,610 --> 01:14:46,130
Come and watch "Death in Venice" is released in this small theater
Look, "Death in Venice" is playing in the tiny theatre.

1104
01:14:48,210 --> 01:14:50,540
I hate living room theater
I hate living-room sized theatres.

1105
01:14:50,990 --> 01:14:54,200
The sound effect is poor, the screen is poor, and it’s blocked like a sardine.
The sound is crap, the screen is crap and you are stuck in there like sardines.

1106
01:14:54,260 --> 01:14:56,480
Then let’s watch Stallone!
So let's see Stallone then…!

1107
01:14:56,830 --> 01:14:58,010
Is he serious?
Is he serious?

1108
01:14:58,030 --> 01:15:00,110
Of course why not? What if it’s a good movie?
Sure, why not? It's probably a great movie.

1109
01:15:00,130 --> 01:15:03,430
Forget it I'm not going to pay $10 just to see some
Forget it. I don't spend 10 bucks just to see some

1110
01:15:03,450 --> 01:15:05,980
A macho man acts cool for two hours
Rambo kicking asses for two hours.

1111
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:08,350
Let’s go to the smaller cinema
So let's just go in the small one.

1112
01:15:16,950 --> 01:15:19,380
-Lüdtichstrasse Thank you -I thought I was going to your house?
- Lütticher Straße, please. - I thought we were going to your place?

1113
01:15:19,410 --> 01:15:23,410
Yeah, let's go there now. I just have something to do.
Yes, we are going there right now. I just had an errand to run here.

1114
01:15:28,380 --> 01:15:30,270
Awesome. They all went to see Stallone.
Cool, they all went to see Stalone.

1115
01:15:30,280 --> 01:15:31,960
We're like booking the venue
And we have the whole room to ourselves.

1116
01:15:31,990 --> 01:15:38,130
It's really nice. The theater has three rows of seats and a screen the size of a TV.
Good one… "room", three rows of seats and a screen the size of a TV.

1117
01:15:38,160 --> 01:15:40,270
But I like it's just us here
But I like that we're here alone.

1118
01:15:40,290 --> 01:15:43,550
-Don't worry. Someone will come. -Who's coming?
- Don't worry. They will come. - Who will come?

1119
01:15:43,620 --> 01:15:45,630
man holding big bag of potato chips
The ones with bags of chips.

1120
01:15:45,840 --> 01:15:46,990
First they came late
First, they get here late.

1121
01:15:46,990 --> 01:15:49,840
And then they sit behind you and eat and talk the whole movie
Then they sit down in the row behind you and then they eat and talk the whole movie long.

1122
01:15:49,860 --> 01:15:52,650
You're too worried, Walter Rau
You're just paranoid, Waltraut.

1123
01:15:52,680 --> 01:15:55,440
Please come in
Please come in.

1124
01:15:58,480 --> 01:16:01,160
-Please help yourself. -Where is the toilet?
- Make yourself at home. - Where is the toilet?

1125
01:16:01,180 --> 01:16:02,300
toilet
Toilet…

1126
01:16:02,320 --> 01:16:04,410
I'll take you here
Come here, I'll show you.

1127
01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:06,770
The door is right in front
The door straight ahead.

1128
01:16:14,840 --> 01:16:16,920
No
Oh, no…

1129
01:16:24,500 --> 01:16:28,500
-Where shall we sit? -What's going on with this trash?
- Where do we sit? - How about on our assesses.

1130
01:16:36,210 --> 01:16:39,790
Can someone explain to me what these guys are coming to see this movie for?
Can someone explain to me what these guys are doing here in this film?

1131
01:16:49,710 --> 01:16:53,110
Sorry, you can't see anything in there. Do you want me to pee in the tub?
I am sorry I can't see anything there. Do you want me to pee in the tub?

1132
01:16:53,130 --> 01:16:57,700
Yes, it's separate. One door goes through, I think.
Oh yes, it is separately. One door over. I think.

1133
01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:59,580
You don't really know your way around here, do you?
You don't really know your way around here, do you?

1134
01:16:59,600 --> 01:17:01,930
If you're like me, you're often away from home
Well, if you're not home a lot, like me…

1135
01:17:02,830 --> 01:17:04,410
Give me the chips
Give me those chips.

1136
01:17:04,410 --> 01:17:06,930
Damn it, go buy it yourself
Go buy some yourself, asshole.

1137
01:17:06,950 --> 01:17:08,760
I want some popcorn now too
I would also love to have some popcorn right now.

1138
01:17:08,770 --> 01:17:11,570
Oops, I didn’t bring any cigarettes?
Damn, didn't I have some cigarettes?

1139
01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:15,570
-Did you bring it? - maybe they quieted down quickly
- Do you have them? - Maybe they'll quiet down soon.

1140
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:17,310
Maybe the earth is flat
Maybe the earth is flat.

1141
01:17:26,590 --> 01:17:29,450
-Wait a minute. -What's wrong?
- Wait a minute. - What?

1142
01:17:29,480 --> 01:17:32,620
I'm going to get something
Let me get something…

1143
01:17:42,540 --> 01:17:43,660
What is that?
What is that?

1144
01:17:43,680 --> 01:17:46,460
Honey, this is pure madness
My dear, this is pure madness.

1145
01:17:46,490 --> 01:17:50,490
Bull Power Hormone preparation for cattle reproduction
Bull Power. A stimulating agent for cattle breeding.

1146
01:17:50,510 --> 01:17:52,870
Texas ranchers use it
The ranchers in Texas use it.

1147
01:17:52,890 --> 01:17:56,570
You just spray it under their noses and the bulls go crazy
You just spray it under their noses and the bulls go wild.

1148
01:17:56,590 --> 01:17:57,990
Aha
Aha.

1149
01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:08,190
How long will this shit show last?
How long can this crap possibly last.

1150
01:18:08,400 --> 01:18:10,830
I told you from the beginning this wasn't a trailer
I told you in the beginning this is not a preview.

1151
01:18:10,850 --> 01:18:12,900
We're in the wrong hall
We are in the wrong room.

1152
01:18:13,020 --> 01:18:15,030
Stop talking nonsense
Don't talk shit.

1153
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,950
Hey, let me ask. This is a Stallone movie, right?
Hey, listen up, this is the Stallone movie, right?

1154
01:18:17,980 --> 01:18:20,410
No, Stallone played it at the Grand Theater
No, Stallone is playing in the big theatre.

1155
01:18:20,470 --> 01:18:24,050
He said Stallone played in Hall 1
He told me Stallone was playing in theater 1.

1156
01:18:24,650 --> 01:18:26,650
you idiot
You dumbass.

1157
01:18:26,680 --> 01:18:29,160
You believe everything
And you believe everything…

1158
01:18:29,780 --> 01:18:31,200
What movie is this?
What is this movie?

1159
01:18:31,220 --> 01:18:32,620
Death in Venice
"Death in Venice."

1160
01:18:33,670 --> 01:18:35,670
Is this movie all gay or something?
Is this movie full of gay shit or what?

1161
01:18:35,980 --> 01:18:39,660
Could you please shut up? I just want to watch a movie quietly
How about you guys just shut it? I'd like to watch this movie in peace.

1162
01:18:41,540 --> 01:18:43,080
What did you say?
What did you say?

1163
01:18:43,100 --> 01:18:46,440
Your brain is numb and your whole body is on fire
Your brain is numbed and all you are is horny.

1164
01:18:46,960 --> 01:18:50,310
Isn't it harmful to the brain?
A little bit of brain can't hurt, no?

1165
01:18:50,330 --> 01:18:51,960
It only works for the pleasure of sex
It only interferes with the pleasures of sex.

1166
01:18:51,990 --> 01:18:55,250
It brings out your animal instincts
This stuff will bring out your animal instincts.

1167
01:18:55,270 --> 01:18:58,820
You'll get into the state of mind of a Texas bull
You'll have the mental state of a Texan bull.

1168
01:19:00,500 --> 01:19:01,900
I don't know
I don't know…

1169
01:19:02,090 --> 01:19:04,270
What's wrong with you? I didn't know you liked that
What's up with you? I don't know you like that.

1170
01:19:04,290 --> 01:19:08,970
Okay, I mean I don't need this stuff, but if you insist
Alright, I mean I don't need this stuff, but if you insist…

1171
01:19:08,990 --> 01:19:10,710
OK then
Alright then.

1172
01:19:12,960 --> 01:19:15,790
Breathe in and hold your breath!
Breathe in and hold your breath!

1173
01:19:41,520 --> 01:19:44,410
You really know how to fight. Do you fight often?
You really know how to kick ass, do you do this a lot?

1174
01:19:44,430 --> 01:19:46,850
Sometimes you have to beat people up
Well, sometimes you have to beat up people.

1175
01:19:47,170 --> 01:19:51,010
You are already the straightest gay person I have ever seen.
You've gotta be the straightest gay guy I have ever met.

1176
01:19:51,040 --> 01:19:53,080
Say one more word and you'll get punched again
One more word and you will catch one too.

1177
01:19:53,110 --> 01:19:55,320
So manly
How masculine.

1178
01:19:55,770 --> 01:19:58,940
So how are we going to spend this evening? Should we go to a bar?
Well, what do we do with the rest of the night, wanna go to the pub.

1179
01:20:00,220 --> 01:20:03,210
OK. I've always wanted to dance when I have a nosebleed.
Sure, I always wanted to go dance with a nose-bleed.

1180
01:20:03,240 --> 01:20:05,860
First we go to your place I have to clean up
First, we go to your place and I get cleaned up.

1181
01:20:06,850 --> 01:20:08,250
Go to my house?
To my place?

1182
01:20:08,350 --> 01:20:11,490
Of course I'm going to your house. You live around the corner.
Of course to your place. You live right around the corner.

1183
01:20:11,570 --> 01:20:13,500
But I don't have anything to bandage your wounds
But I have nothing to dress your wounds.

1184
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:17,520
Do you have water and cloth? Let's go!
You should have water and a rag. Let's go already!

1185
01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:24,120
Bromer Alfred Bromer Bernhard Bromer Norbert
Brommer Alfred, Brommer Bernhard. Brommer Norbert.

1186
01:20:25,240 --> 01:20:29,760
Same number. Ruedtichstrasse. You really don't want me to come with you?
The same number. Lütticher Straße. You really don't want me to come?

1187
01:20:29,780 --> 01:20:31,650
I will handle it myself
I'll take care of this myself.

1188
01:20:32,740 --> 01:20:35,030
You don't happen to have a revolver, do you?
You don't happen to have a revolver, do you?

1189
01:20:36,500 --> 01:20:38,410
Don't you think we should go find a doctor?
Don't you think we should go to a doctor.

1190
01:20:38,410 --> 01:20:40,370
You can't underestimate nosebleeds.
You shouldn't underestimate nose-bleeds.

1191
01:20:40,390 --> 01:20:41,530
Nonsense
Bullshit.

1192
01:20:41,550 --> 01:20:45,220
You say that now, but what if you had a broken nose or a concussion?
You say that now, but maybe your nose is broken or you have a concussion.

1193
01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,800
Sometimes you are as nagging as my mother
Sometimes you sound like my mom.

1194
01:20:48,780 --> 01:20:51,060
- No. - What's wrong?
- Oh, no. - What?

1195
01:20:51,080 --> 01:20:54,210
- I left my keys in the apartment. - Damn it.
- I lost the keys to the apartment. - Damn.

1196
01:20:54,400 --> 01:20:56,090
I have a spare key
I have a spare.

1197
01:20:58,140 --> 01:21:00,360
I forgot to turn off the light
Oh, I forgot to turn off the lights.

1198
01:21:00,360 --> 01:21:01,970
I went to the toilet
I'm going to the toilet.

1199
01:21:04,740 --> 01:21:06,240
Towels in the bathroom
Towels are in the bathroom.

1200
01:21:06,240 --> 01:21:08,740
Wait a minute. I need to drink some water first.
Later, first I need a drink.

1201
01:21:10,670 --> 01:21:13,620
can you let me pass
Can you please let me through.

1202
01:21:27,690 --> 01:21:31,690
There's a naked straight guy on your desk grunting
There's a naked hetero on your table grunting.

1203
01:21:38,210 --> 01:21:41,270
Can you explain what's going on?
Can you explain what he is doing here?

1204
01:21:45,330 --> 01:21:46,730
Axel?
Axel?

1205
01:21:48,460 --> 01:21:49,940
Axel!
Axel!

1206
01:21:52,150 --> 01:21:54,750
Norbert What is he doing here?
Norbert, what's he doing here?

1207
01:21:57,250 --> 01:22:00,200
Hello do you know what this is? Bull power?
Hi, do you know this? Bull Power?

1208
01:22:00,220 --> 01:22:03,220
You lend your apartment to a straight guy you know
You rented your apartment to a known hetero,

1209
01:22:03,240 --> 01:22:05,500
This way he can sleep with women without interference
so he can be undisturbed and screw some women.

1210
01:22:05,520 --> 01:22:07,460
Don't take this as a big deal
Don't make this a big deal.

1211
01:22:08,630 --> 01:22:11,140
Okay but where are the women?
Fine, but where is this woman?

1212
01:22:11,160 --> 01:22:14,470
Why is he squatting there like a gorilla without saying a word?
Why is he crouching there like an orang-utan and doesn't say anything.

1213
01:22:14,970 --> 01:22:16,350
I also want to know why
I'd like to know that, too.

1214
01:22:16,370 --> 01:22:18,200
Maybe this is what straight men are like?
Perhaps that's normal for straight folk?

1215
01:22:18,220 --> 01:22:20,880
Maybe they're stuck in some kind of deadlock
Maybe they fall into some kind of 'rigor mortis'.

1216
01:22:20,900 --> 01:22:24,000
No kidding. I'm really worried.
Stop joking around, I am really worried.

1217
01:22:25,830 --> 01:22:29,010
-He will respond to the ring. -Who will it be?
- He's responding to the bell. - Who is that?

1218
01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:30,440
Hey!
Hey!

1219
01:22:30,490 --> 01:22:32,310
Ring the bell again
Ring the bell again.

1220
01:22:33,480 --> 01:22:35,020
Is my husband here?
Is my husband here?

1221
01:22:45,300 --> 01:22:46,700
Axel?
Axel?

1222
01:22:50,250 --> 01:22:51,730
Axel?
Axel?

1223
01:22:55,300 --> 01:22:56,790
What did you do to him?
What did you do to him?

1224
01:22:56,810 --> 01:23:00,040
I don't know him either
He… I… I don’t know…

1225
01:23:00,060 --> 01:23:01,120
What did you do to him?
What did you do to him?

1226
01:23:01,150 --> 01:23:05,050
Nothing. We didn't do anything to him. What the hell is going on?
Nothing, we did nothing to him. What's going on here anyway?

1227
01:23:10,100 --> 01:23:13,500
I've seen this scene in a Richard Burton and Liz Taylor movie
I saw this in a movie with Richard Burton and Liz Taylor.

1228
01:23:15,450 --> 01:23:17,000
So what now?
What now?

1229
01:23:19,140 --> 01:23:20,540
I think it's time to give birth
I think it's coming.

1230
01:23:20,830 --> 01:23:23,510
Axel kid Axel!
Axel, the baby, Axel!

1231
01:23:23,530 --> 01:23:24,930
Elko?
Elke?

1232
01:23:24,950 --> 01:23:25,970
Elko?
Elke?

1233
01:23:26,020 --> 01:23:27,040
Elko
Elke.

1234
01:23:27,060 --> 01:23:28,770
-Doro -What's wrong?
- Doro… - What?

1235
01:23:28,790 --> 01:23:30,140
I'll take you to the hospital now
I will take you to the hospital now.

1236
01:23:30,140 --> 01:23:31,740
My husband will take me to the hospital!
My husband will take me to the hospital!

1237
01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:34,660
Your husband is sitting at the old living room table
Your husband is sitting on to of a vintage living room table,

1238
01:23:34,660 --> 01:23:35,680
Thought he was a primate or something
thinking he is a primate of some sort.

1239
01:23:35,700 --> 01:23:37,720
Because of this, you have to give birth alone
And because of that you are now coming along.

1240
01:23:37,750 --> 01:23:39,620
The butcher will help
And the butcher will give us a hand.

1241
01:23:41,200 --> 01:23:42,710
Butcher!
Butcher!

1242
01:23:42,730 --> 01:23:44,480
butcher
Butch…er.

1243
01:23:49,230 --> 01:23:50,630
Help!
Help!

1244
01:23:52,200 --> 01:23:55,290
My child, they're going to take my child away.
My baby, they want to take my child.

1245
01:23:55,320 --> 01:23:56,860
Norbert, take her to the hospital first.
Norbert you're going to the hospital and

1246
01:23:56,860 --> 01:23:59,320
I'll take Axel there when he's back to normal
I'll take Axel there as soon as he's himself.

1247
01:23:59,340 --> 01:24:01,180
Butcher!
Butcher!

1248
01:24:06,370 --> 01:24:08,560
-Are you okay? -yes
- Are you ok? - Yes.

1249
01:24:08,590 --> 01:24:10,910
-Do you think we can do it? -Yes
- You think we'll make it? - Yes.

1250
01:24:11,360 --> 01:24:14,900
I promise you I don't know what's going on just as much as you do
I assure you, I am just as clueless as you are.

1251
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:17,570
I don't know what happened to him
I have no idea what happened to him.

1252
01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:19,720
Waltrau would take him to the hospital when he felt better.
Waltraut will bring him to the hospital when he's better…

1253
01:24:19,720 --> 01:24:20,490
Is he gay?
Is he gay?

1254
01:24:20,510 --> 01:24:22,050
Who?
Who?

1255
01:24:22,150 --> 01:24:23,210
Waltrau?
Waltraut?

1256
01:24:23,230 --> 01:24:23,890
Axel
Axel.

1257
01:24:23,920 --> 01:24:25,910
It's not his Yuzhi.
No, he's pretty straight.

1258
01:24:25,920 --> 01:24:27,920
That's why there's such big trouble
That's why there's such a big fuss.

1259
01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:29,420
I understand
I see.

1260
01:24:29,450 --> 01:24:32,500
Doro, don't let this get to your head.
Doro, don't let it get to your head.

1261
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:35,770
He's a really nice man and he only loves you
He's actually a pretty good guy. And he only loves you.

1262
01:24:36,100 --> 01:24:37,720
He keeps telling me that
He kept telling me that.

1263
01:24:37,740 --> 01:24:39,290
It seems you believe it?
I'm supposed to believe that?

1264
01:24:41,010 --> 01:24:42,920
I promise you on my honor
I give you my word of honor.

1265
01:24:45,660 --> 01:24:47,730
we are almost there
We're almost there.

1266
01:24:48,830 --> 01:24:50,920
Thank you for taking such good care of me
Thank you, for taking care of me.

1267
01:24:51,090 --> 01:24:52,720
A little effort
It's nothing,

1268
01:24:59,910 --> 01:25:02,350
-Appendicitis or childbirth? -Have a baby
- Appendix or child? - Child.

1269
01:25:02,480 --> 01:25:04,950
Dr. Lutke, do you have time to deliver?
Doctor Röttke, do you have time for a delivery?

1270
01:25:04,980 --> 01:25:06,380
Not now!
Not now!

1271
01:25:07,090 --> 01:25:11,280
If you don't deliver this baby right away, I can't guarantee your safety.
If you do not immediately help deliver this child I cannot vouch for your safety.

1272
01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:30,920
Wear a mask!
Mask!

1273
01:25:31,230 --> 01:25:32,800
-What is this? -For sterility
- What is this? - Hygiene.

1274
01:25:32,830 --> 01:25:34,300
Don't you want to be part of the delivery?
Don't you want to take part?

1275
01:25:34,300 --> 01:25:35,900
That's the last thing I want to do
That's the last thing I want to do.

1276
01:25:35,920 --> 01:25:38,930
The sign-in sheet says you want to go in
On the sign-in form it says you want to be there.

1277
01:25:39,150 --> 01:25:40,550
-Let's go! -but i can't
- Let's go! - But I am not…

1278
01:25:40,580 --> 01:25:44,580
Believe me young man, this is an eye-opening experience for every father.
Believe me, it's an eye-opening experience for every father, young man.

1279
01:25:44,610 --> 01:25:46,010
delivery room
DELIVERY ROOM

1280
01:25:49,510 --> 01:25:51,220
Why are you here?
What are you doing here?

1281
01:25:51,240 --> 01:25:54,630
I want to ask you too, but let’s leave quickly.
I could ask you the same. But we better go now.

1282
01:25:54,990 --> 01:25:58,440
Where to go? What happened?
Go where? What's going on here anyway?

1283
01:25:58,470 --> 01:26:01,960
Your lover ran away with the butcher and we're going to the hospital.
Your girlfriend ran away with the Butcher and we are going to the hospital.

1284
01:26:01,980 --> 01:26:04,330
Your wife is waiting for you there
Your wife is waiting there for you.

1285
01:26:04,970 --> 01:26:06,370
What?
What?

1286
01:26:07,700 --> 01:26:09,540
- Good luck to you - Thank you
- Good luck. - Thanks.

1287
01:26:13,490 --> 01:26:15,200
Is this your first child?
Is this your first?

1288
01:26:16,070 --> 01:26:19,990
This is a big deal for a young marriage
It's such an important event for a young marriage.

1289
01:26:20,080 --> 01:26:24,380
I remember it like it was yesterday that my husband was so happy
I remember like it was yesterday, my husband was so happy.

1290
01:26:24,410 --> 01:26:26,810
What a wonderful time
Oh, it was just a wonderful time.

1291
01:26:26,850 --> 01:26:33,000
We fell in love with each other even more when we had three kids
When suddenly we were three in the family we loved each other even more.

1292
01:26:37,980 --> 01:26:39,660
-Doro -Get out of here
- Doro… - Get out.

1293
01:26:42,160 --> 01:26:43,420
Doro please listen to me
Doro, please listen to me, I…

1294
01:26:43,420 --> 01:26:45,710
Get out of my sight, I never want to see you again
Get lost, I don't want to see you anymore.

1295
01:26:46,130 --> 01:26:47,720
-Doro -Get out of here!
- Doro… - Go away!

1296
01:27:33,320 --> 01:27:36,440
-Axel It's so scary. -What?
- It was just awesome, Axel. - What?

1297
01:27:36,990 --> 01:27:38,480
blood everywhere
Blood… everywhere.

1298
01:27:40,400 --> 01:27:42,480
Have you entered the delivery room?
You were there?

1299
01:27:49,190 --> 01:27:51,320
Where is the child? Is the child okay?
The baby? is the baby all right?

1300
01:27:51,320 --> 01:27:53,190
Of course the child is fine
Of course the baby is ok.

1301
01:27:53,810 --> 01:27:56,640
- It's really a boy. - A boy?
- It's still a boy. - A boy?

1302
01:28:00,260 --> 01:28:01,760
I have a son
I have a son.

1303
01:28:04,260 --> 01:28:07,350
- Doro kicked me out. - Good. You deserve it.
- Doro threw me out. - Good, you deserve it.

1304
01:28:07,430 --> 01:28:09,770
She might divorce me and walk away
She'll probably get a divorce and then she'll be gone.

1305
01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:12,080
Take my son
And my son too.

1306
01:28:12,410 --> 01:28:14,410
Nonsense. She will calm down.
Nonsense, she'll calm down.

1307
01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:19,640
You just need to give her a few weeks to think it over.
You just have to give her a few weeks time to think about everything.

1308
01:28:20,980 --> 01:28:22,910
-Do you think so? -yes
- You think? - I do.

1309
01:28:28,310 --> 01:28:30,460
Don't you want to at least look at him?
Don't you want to take a look at him at least?

1310
01:28:30,460 --> 01:28:31,560
What?
What?

1311
01:28:32,420 --> 01:28:34,430
What do you think I'm saying?
What do you think I mean?

1312
01:28:35,750 --> 01:28:37,150
Can you do it?
You can do that?

1313
01:28:48,870 --> 01:28:52,370
-Need help? -I think
- Yes please? - I would like…

1314
01:28:54,020 --> 01:28:57,140
He wanted to see his child, Feldheim Dorothy, the mother
He wants to see his child. Feldheim Dorothea is the mother.

1315
01:28:57,410 --> 01:29:00,100
-At this time? -it's important
- At this hour? - It is important.

1316
01:29:00,750 --> 01:29:02,150
Wait
One moment.

1317
01:29:10,590 --> 01:29:14,590
Norbot, I have to thank you.
Norbert, I should thank you.

1318
01:29:15,200 --> 01:29:16,370
indeed
I agree.

1319
01:29:16,400 --> 01:29:20,970
Everything you did for me and Doro
For all that you have done for me, and for Doro…

1320
01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:25,750
I'll cook dinner for you when you have time, okay?
I'll cook dinner for you some time, okay?

1321
01:29:25,770 --> 01:29:27,170
god bless me
Oh, god help me.

1322
01:29:38,190 --> 01:29:40,120
Damn, the medicine is still working
Darn it, I am still on drugs.

1323
01:29:47,420 --> 01:29:51,620
That's enough. He needs to rest. Please come back tomorrow.
So… that's enough. He needs to rest. Please come back tomorrow.

1324
01:29:56,210 --> 01:29:59,440
-Have you had breakfast? -very good breakfast
- Did you eat breakfast? - Good one.

1325
01:30:01,270 --> 01:30:02,900
Is anything open for business?
Is anything open already?

1326
01:30:03,750 --> 01:30:05,430
at the train station
At the train station.

1327
01:30:06,050 --> 01:30:07,480
ok
Well…

1328
01:30:11,630 --> 01:30:14,870
-Have you heard about the latest research? -What?
- Did you hear of the latest research? - What?

1329
01:30:14,890 --> 01:30:18,090
- Homosexuality may be genetic - Really?
- Homosexuality is probably genetic. - Really?

1330
01:30:18,110 --> 01:30:19,640
It's all determined by your genes
All depends on your genes.

1331
01:30:19,640 --> 01:30:21,260
What do you want to say?
What are you trying to say?

1332
01:30:21,290 --> 01:30:23,280
nothing
No… nothing.

1333
01:30:26,220 --> 01:30:28,400
Do you really have no relatives who are gay?
You do not have any gay relatives by any chance?

1334
01:30:28,430 --> 01:30:29,610
No!
No!

1335
01:30:29,630 --> 01:30:32,650
Wait, my uncle, it seems that Doro also has two relatives.
Wait, my Uncle, and Doro have two I think.

1336
01:30:32,680 --> 01:30:34,870
-Oh ha! -Oh ha! what does it mean
- Ou ha! - What Ou-ha!

1337
01:30:34,900 --> 01:30:37,540
I'm just curious
Well, I'm very curious…

1338
01:30:37,630 --> 01:30:40,880
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